FUCK YOU, KATHY NIKOLAUS. FUCK YOUR PARTISAN PIEHOLE WITH THAT WISCONSIN-SHAPED AWARD THAT YOUR HANDS ARE NOT FIT TO HOLD. AND THEN SHOVE THAT AMERICAN FLAG RIGHT UP YOUR ASS UNTIL THE STARS ARE VISIBLE BEHIND THAT FUCKING SMILE AND THE TASSELS ARE HANGING OUT OF YOUR EARS.
So. The twisted scumbucket from Walkersha in that picture is either guilty of felonious fraud, ethical lapses large enough to drive a mothballed Space Shuttle through sideways, mind-bendingly appalling incompetence, or all three.
She claims that an entire voting district was inadvertently omitted from their tally reports on Tuesday. Somehow, an entire district showed up as ZERO when she reported it, and she did not find this worth looking at a bit closer before reporting results.
AND, when the votes for this putative district are tallied, it just so happens to put Prosser ahead by JUST ENOUGH to exceed the 0.5% threshold for automatic, State-funded recount. Convenient, that. Almost as if she waited until the reported results were firm before the final numbers could be determined.
This.
And this.
She keeps the results on her own, personal PC. Without backup. Without security. Fuck what a fucking idiot.
Let's be clear here: I do not know for certain that smirky McFuckingClerk up there knowingly committed election fraud, how could I? But given the way the Republicans in this state and country are behaving, I certainly do THINK that is the case, oh my fucking yes. Given that this election is vital for their anti-Wisconsin, pro-corporate agenda to make any headway.
Fuck the Republican Party in Wisconsin. They can't even fucking do FRAUD believably.
I fully expect Turdwaffle Walker to Imperially suspend any recount attempts, either by defunding the election commission or firing them. Florida 2000 is a template, not an aberration.
OF COURSE she was near tears during the presser. She knows that she is going to be the sacrificial lamb to retain Fuckhead Prosser's job and preserve Imperial Walker's reign. She shouldn't worry; she will be re-hired by a Koch Industries shill in some lucrative make work position, but she also knows she will have to be publicly shamed first. But things will turn out fine for this shitweasel of a County Clerk. I hear the $81,000 drunken college dropout's position is available.
Fuck YOU, Kathy Nikolaus. Fuck you and you NEED to be fired on Monday. Get your fucking dirty hands out of my fucking state, and don't touch the fucking doorknob on the way out. Here, let me get you started by kicking you in the ass.
Driftglass and BlueGal mentioned something in their podcast this week, which is further reinforced in this Great Orange Satan post. Her story partially hinges on the claim that she "forgot" to save the data in MS Access. Of course, Access does not require you to save.
Substance McGravitas' annoying evenhandedness notwithstanding, GUILTY, GUILTY GUILTY!!!
Citizen Action of Wisconsin is calling for Federal investigation. On the day that the Federal Government shuts down. Ooops.
At least Kloppenberg is starting with a demand for Open Records, which will be the first part of challenging this extremely suspicious and disturbing turn of events. If the votes differential remains greater than 0.5%, Kloppenberg will need to pay for a recount; if so, I will post a link to donate towards this fund. A recount will be the only way to drag any shenanigans out into the light.
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Yeah, S_McG is from Canada. Al Yankovic had the right idea.
ReplyDeleteDown here in USAville, we shoot first, and decide the facts later.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
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She-nanigans.
ReplyDeletedidja get her, thunder?
ReplyDeleteDid I mention that she has been involved in electoral shenanigans before, and only avoided prison by a plea deal?
ReplyDeleteI read all that, zrm.
ReplyDeleteHowever, no worries, because fraud is only because of ACORN, that's why.
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yeah, I am comforted.
ReplyDeleteScott Walker only has the best interests of the Citizens of Wisconsin in mind, also.
Maybe she will get prison this time, and that's what she was crying about.
excellent FYF my friend
ReplyDeleteThat was delightfully uncivil of you ZRM.
ReplyDeleteCheck out the previous Fuck You Fridays, Oregon. Even more delightful.
ReplyDeleteThis is the fist one that hasn't starred Imperial Walker, though (intentional spelling error).
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Lost my post!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I really really think this lady needs to go under the microscope. Maybe this makes me a big old meanie-head, but I think life should be made extremely uncomfortable for her for a bit. And, of course, she should be fired. I mean, how could she not be?
Security word is "bleak." No fucking kidding.
I mean, how could she not be?
ReplyDeleteShe's a Republican. In Walkersha County. And she has been Useful.
I know, I know, cynical much?
Drinking. And crying. And watching MST3K. While sketching.
Also, Fuck Blogger. Sometimes it sends me notifications when people comment. And sometimes it doesn't.
ReplyDeleteAnd sometimes it sends them in a way that my email flags as spam.
Want some company? I love cryin', drinkin' and watching MST3K! I feel it only fair to tell you that I am NO cycle slut from hell, though.
ReplyDeleteBeatniks.
ReplyDeleteSubstance McGravitas' annoying evenhandedness
ReplyDeleteI still have two DESPITE all the zombies.
we go for the melon.
ReplyDeleteBesides, both Jennifer (not that one) AND vs agree with me. TAKE THAT CANADA!
Check out the previous Fuck You Fridays, Oregon. Even more delightful.
ReplyDeleteOh I have, I just finally felt compelled to comment. Like the banner quote too :)
Like the banner quote too :)
ReplyDeleteI should get t-shirts.
holy fuck, that paper cut nearly took the tip of my thumb off.
ReplyDeleteFML.
Careful. Paper cuts can be serious bidness for a zombie.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW.
ReplyDeleteAt least I don't have to worry about infection, right?
FML
Not familiar...
ReplyDeleteCategory filter:
Acronym Definition
Fml Formal
FML Football Manager Live (web community)
FML Fluorometholone
FML Football Manager Live (video game)
FML Family Medical Leave (US)
FML Field Manipulation Language
FML Ferret Mailing List
FML Forms Markup Language
FML Fibre Metal Laminate (Delft University of Technology)
FML Famous Last Words
FML Full Maximum Likelihood
FML For My Life (trademark of Be in Health)
FML Formal Methods Letters
FML Follow My Lead
FML Force Module Library
FML Flexible Membrane Lining
FML Falmouth Memorial Library (Falmouth, ME)
FML Fiji Muslim League
FML Facebook Markup Language
FML Famecos Mailing List
FML Fashion Mailing List
FML Frequency Measurement Logic (chip)
FML Fast Maximum Likelihood Method
FML For My Lover (Tracy Chapman song)
FML File Manipulation Language
FML Florida Mathematics League
FML FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions) Markup Language (an Apache Maven project)
FML Forget My Life (polite form)
You old sneak. I had idea you were on fhe ferret mailing list.
No
ReplyDeleteMaybe
ReplyDeletewell, I applaud you guys for confuzzling me.
ReplyDeleteFML = fuck My Life. Kind of the motto of this blog.
*cough* check out the last acronym.
ReplyDelete*cough*
ReplyDeletethat acronym lacked incivility.
Heh.
the misspelling of applaud is a special springtime gift to Jennifer.
FML Forget My Life
ReplyDeleteYeah, politeness doesn't really work here.
Also, sobritiiety. But that's really my own problem.
Well, then just fuck I said anything.
ReplyDeleteAre you still watchin' MST3k?
Hey Zombie-sorry I didn't link you to this earlier- I had to go out. There's not much more info there than what I wrote but here
ReplyDeleteit is anyway.
I referenced you in a post on the previous page btw.
Meanwhile, the GOP is trying to stamp out the voting rights of students and poor people in the interests of preventing, you got it, voter fraud.
ReplyDeleteI still have two DESPITE all the zombies.
ReplyDeleteYour picture shows a third.
Skin tag.
ReplyDeleteWhat was it that Yul Brenner said at the end of the Magnificent Seven?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah.
"We lost. We always lose".
The only path back is being played out in some of the most repressive regimes in a region that has never known any form of democratic governance, and has never tolerated public demands.
Here in the US, for reasons both clear and muddy, we seem willing to eat the sandwich, even as we understand clearly what comprises its contents.
When we stand and say "No Further" then it will stop. Until then, this is the natural evolution of our political system. It will proceed apace (see Gadhafi, Moammar) until such time that we stand and fight.
Oh, wait. Giants game.
Can't be arsed right now...
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ReplyDeleteThat PPP gets around.
ReplyDelete~
You really need to go back to that kitty picture.
ReplyDeletethat paper cut nearly took the tip of my thumb off.
ReplyDeleteZombie can no longer be counted on for his even thumbedness.
can we get back to the ferret mailing list because that sounds awesome?
ReplyDeleteAbove my pay grade; vacuumslayer is in charge of ferrets.
ReplyDeleteBut I hope to be promoted to Ferret Wrangler someday.