A Big F#cking Deal

This is one of the best things I've seen in days. more...

Bad Times Are Comin' Round Again

OK, a little music to set the mood. Enjoy, and fix yourself a big fuckin drink while you do:



Couldn't find the Post Title on UTube, so this is the Wacos doing a fine cover of an old Neil Young tune. Appropriate, I think...

Now let's look at this (courtesy Sadly, No!):



Sweet living fuck.

My business and industry has been slowly petering out for two years now. I think I started writing about a worsening economy in summer of 2007? The construction industry actually is a pretty good canary in the coal mine of our economy, and architects are at the front end of the process. Construction feeds a lot of STIMULUS into the economy in the form of orders for materials, equipment, and relatively well paying jobs. When it starts to slow down, I have seen that the rest of the economy follows.

I wouldn't claim it is causal, but the two are related to the same underlying structure, and construction serves as a much better indicator than the stock market...

But look at that. the dropoff is terrifying. It's not gonna turn around, it's not. I start to see why nothing is happening.

I think even Krugman is trying to soften the blow when he talks, because if the reality was apparent... well, the alcohol, drugs, and firearms industries would effin skyrocket. Not to mention the suicide rate.

Count yourself lucky if you're drawing a paycheck. Hunker down, friends and enemies, because it looks like the Republicans are going to prevent our government from helping out as much as they can.

If you're not a fuckin millionaire or a banker, you're on your fuckin own. Help your neighbors out if you can.

[EDIT] The next right winger, conservative, or just plain dumbass who stands in front of me and tells me that the economy is not that bad, that spending provides no stimulus and more tax cuts is what's needed gets kicked in the throat.

[EDIT EDIT] Yes I'm pissed. I had to lay people off, good people who I liked. If you never had to do that, shut the fuck up. It sucks. And I'm scrambling to find work. My brother is laid off. My other brother is working less. Fuck the Bankers. Fuck the Republicans. Fuck Congress.

[Edit cubed] I hope that was enough effin effin for effin AG. If not, I can eff a bit more. Eff it all anyway. I need to make another effin drink. more...

Tramp The Dirt Down

If I need to explain it, you haven't been paying attention



Update: 2 million frickin people. cool. That's all the people that go to Summerfest each year, over eleven frickin days mulitiplied by two

Update update: Best wishes for Kennedy and Byrd. more...

America Graduates

from the eight years of sophomoric bullshit today as we look to Barak O'Boyfriend to gently finger us lube free as we sing and giggle.

Don't you just want to get drunk and dance in the fountains with AG?! Wear a lampshade on your noggin and experience two nipples, no waiting? Think Freshman Streek Week on an AG Amherst coke bender.

Funny story about drinking with the nymphs from the pools of cold water today- AG had tickets for the inaguration*. As many of you know, AG Zaidie was a politician and AG is not afraid to play that card on a rare rare occasion. Especially since connections Superbowl tickets are no longer needed this year. (Fuck you, Arizona. At least your boy toy lost in November. So, we'll give you this.) AG gave them up because imagine AG in DC right now. Go ahead. I'll wait... All those hot Jewish boy reporters, pundits, Hollywood types (The stats suggest the odds are with AG on this one.) and the PhD Rude Pundit running single and carefree through Georgetown. No wives. No rules. AG wouldn't know whether to come, lay, stay, or pray. AG might actually pass Fish up in the senario, especially since AG knows where he lives! Bwaaahaha. It would make Caligula look like an after school special.

*Shut your pie hole. It was my decision to give those tickets up. After how 2008 came to a crashing end with the raping of my soul, I didn't have the dopamine to get off the davenport, much let alone ponder the thought of getting on a train bound for orgy-land without a bra or a smile on.

Blow jobs are on the house today for all except for the Freshman who shacked up with Screaming Chicken during frosh week:



Because:



Let the good times roll.

We've graduated. Next stop: Columbia Law School! more...