Little Fury Things

Now this is kind of weird.  After the first Fuck You Friday, that doofus Tundra driver started parking straighter.  And then, after last week's rage-blast, Scott Walker has a total Stupid Event on the phone.

It may not change the game in Madison, it may not end the Imperial Walker's reign, but it definitely made him look like the fucking idiot he is, and on a national stage. 

Here we go with this week's Fuck You Friday.....


FUCK YOU SCOTT WALKER AND THE WISCONSIN REPUBLICANS.  FUCK YOU WITH MEDICARE-PROVIDED CRUTCHES.  Fuck you for packing so much shit into that Fake Emergency Budget Bill that it takes the combined forces of Media Matters, The Capital Times, Firedoglake, Scooby Doo and the ghost of Hunter S. Thompson to unpack the stinking foul mess.

Just for starters, you fucking squeezebag, the change to Badgercare from a State-administered program to a program administered directly by the Secretary for Health.  Now, here's the FUCK part, you fucking fuck:  the S of H you installed is one Dennis Smith, a shitweasel from The Heritage Foundation that thinks every state shouldopt out of Medicare and Medicaid.

So Fucking Scott Walker puts a guy in charge of Wisconsin's health care, that believes that it should be dismantled.  I know, I know, it's SOP for Republican turdwaffles.  But Fuck YOU Scott Walker, with Dennis Smith's sun-bleached bones after rabid honey badgers have eaten him.

[EDIT]  Graphic from MIke Konczal showing the overall form of Imperial Walker's budget plan:

Fuck, I have GOT to move on from this guy.  Or perhaps more rationally, he has got to move on from us.  Just go take your fucking sinecure polishing the Kock Knobs already, you simpering dipshit

[MOAR EDIT]  FUCK YOU, WISCONSIN ASSEMBLY REPUBLICANS, FOR RAMMING YOUR PART OF THE FAKE EMERGENCY BUDGET BILL DOWN THE THROATS OF WISCONSINITES.  FUCK YOU WITH EVERY FUCKING POWER TOOL AT THE UNIONS DISPOSAL.  The Assembly's passage of the bill allows them to shut down debate, close the session, and close the Capitol Building, forcing protesters out.

Saying it again:  FORCING PROTESTERS, WISCONSINITES ALL, OUT OF THE PEOPLE'S CAPITOL BUILDING.  OUR HOUSE, as thundra puts it.  I guess the fucking weak-ass Republicans got tired of hearing somebody who disagrees with them.  But I fucking bet if David  "Sweet" Kock shows, up, he gets walked right  the fuck in, because he pretty much bought and paid for that fucking building now, didn't he?  Fucking Scott Walker, Fucking Republicans, and Fucking Useless Rich asswipes who never did a worthwhile thing in their worthless fucking lives since drawing first breath and inheriting their jerk father's endless millions.

Fuck you all with "Wisconsin's" upraised arm thrusting Forward until it comes out your fucking throat.  Rinse.  Repeat.

FUCK YOU FUCKING WINTER.  FUCK YOU WITH THE SWEET DREAMS OF SUMMER AND THE TASTE OF THE FIRST BEER OF SUMMERFEST.  This happens every winter, sometime in February.  Deep into the throes of a week-long deep freeze, knowing that when the sun comes out it will only presage another day of bitter, bitter cold.  Then, 2 feeet of snow.  When it's done snowing, the wind starts to blow - HARD- driving needles of hard snow into your face while you're trying to shovel the drifts out of the driveway.  Snot drips down your face and freezes.

And in the morning, you find it all drifted over again.  Plus, the snowplows have driven 18 inches of packed ice into a dam at the end of the driveway.

At the end of one of these days, there will usually be a news item about several guys who have dropped dead while shoveling snow;  invariably, death is ascribed to heart attacks, but it seems more likely that they just lost their last flickering remnant of hope.

Fuck.

FUCK YOU, MIKE PENCE; FUCK YOU MARYLAND, GEORGIA, SOUTH DAKOTA, NEBRASKA, OHIO.  OR, AS GEORGE CARLIN ONCE SAID, UN-FUCK YOU.  ALL THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE SHOULD JUST STOP FUCKING YOU.  Admittedly, a pretty good number of these closeted pricks would probably PREFER that their beards stop fucking them.

 The GOP has apparently decided that this is their last chance to ram through any piece of shit misogynist crapbill they can dream up. Redefining rape, open season on abortion providers, de-funding women's health care, what the fuck have you.

Men should not be able to author these bills. Or vote for them.  Until each and every one of these shitweasels pushing this crap has been raped and forced to carry the resulting child to term.  And inject them with incurable herpes while you're at it.  Oh wait, these assholes probably already have diseases, judging by the decay of their (admittedly damaged to begin with) brains.  Also, as rich jackasses, THEY will always have access to health care and abortion if they need it.

Fuck them with a speculum.  TWO speculums.  HOT speculums.  with sharp edges.  And rusty.


FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN.  YOUR HAIR LOOKS STUPID AND YOUR EARS STICK OUT; YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKING EDDIE MUNSTER.  NOW, GO AWAY.

hypnotic image by Substance McGravitas

Dunno.  This was a hard one.  I will try to be more enraged next week.  It's a safe bet Scott Walker will make another appearance.

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