Yes, AG said it. Said. It. AG went to the 76ers game last night against the Milwaukee Bucks. Sorry about the loss, by the way. The Bucks are going to be the team to beat in about a year or two if they continue to develop that kind of teamwork skill set that they displayed last night.
When AG Mother purchased the tickets the options were the Celtics, the Knicks, or the Bucks. Anyone who knows AG, knows which tickets she really wanted. (And could have had now that the show is canceled for next weekend.) She went with the Bucks for you, Billy. AG thought of you during the game except when she was outraged by the 'dancers' at half time. She was too busy being fixated on the pervasive patriarchy and wondering when to expect male dancers at WNBA games during half time. If we are going to live in a society of objectifying individuals, let's do it right.
AG also has something to say to the Philadelphia based crowd as a result of audiencing last night's game: When you chant "Yankees Suck" at a BASKETBALL game, this is what you are really saying:
1. You are nothing more than a cog for the patriarchy by correlating fellatio with hatred. It does not bode well for you to act this out.
2. If sports teams are what you are banking upon as a way out of the ghetto, Philadelphia will remain a tragic story of economic and racial disparities as other American cities become far more educated, tolerant, and advanced.
So, this one is for you Billy PZ. She is looking for Momma, in the plant--
Her Halloween costume to follow later tonight. And no, she does not dream of consuming Hip-Hop.
Sounds Like The Fix Is In
47 minutes ago
Good post. The only flaw in your reasoning is that the Yankees do, indeed, suck.
ReplyDeleteSnag is grounded!
ReplyDelete1. You are nothing more than a cog for the patriarchy by correlating fellatio with hatred. It does not bode well for you to act this out.
ReplyDeleteIt's not acting out in Philadelphia until tire-irons are brandished.
I coulda swored I posted on this yesterday. Probably the evil captcha thinghy swatted me down.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, When you chant "Yankees Suck" at a BASKETBALL game, this is what you are really saying: You hate the Yankees.
I was a Mets fan, for the brief time (oh a decade or so) that I was brainwashed into caring about Baseball.
Also. I was a foreign exchange trader for a while, which meant I got to go to some World Series game (6, or VI, or whatever) that teh Yankees won. Our subway car was held up for a while (I was in the front car with a fellow fx forwards trader) until Al Fuckin' D'Amato boarded with his security.
The 90s.
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I don't follow the soccer, AG.
ReplyDeleteis this the part where i say 'Go Indians?'
ReplyDeleteMilwaukee has an NBA team?
ReplyDeleteNot really.
ReplyDeleteNo, just a bunch of white boys and no hot Jewish real doctors for AG to play with.
ReplyDeleteGah.
You and your city. What have they done for AG lately?