The Things I've Seen

While attending friends' wedding recently, I met my dream couple. He's a photographer and she's an aspiring wedding coordinator. In pursuit of not just being background in their lives and going for the staring role, I suggest he visits the basement. Oh hell yes! Of mega note, I was one of the few who was left alone there and yes, I touched something that the owner would not have liked me touching and it was not myself. I just kept thinking, 'Chuckles would poop his pants if he were here.'

The beauty of a rainy wedding day where there is a four plus hour delay between the "I Do" and the hora.