At Netroots, you'll over hear some of the best lines:
"I'm dateless. I'll buy you a drink."
"I've done more for less."
"I've seen his stimulus package."
"I think she gave birth to Prozac."
"I'm not interested in talking about anything other than sex."
"They reached their expiration dates. They can go."
"I've never."
Anyone overhear anything good lately?
Friday Freak Out
1 hour ago
Still Bryce's mom.
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those are all YOUR lines, right?
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They are not my lines! Only one, but it's because everyone loved it. And it's not the one you think it is.
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It's like the Munich beer hall in 1938.
I overheard this one in a bar a few years ago. One guy orders a burger, and makes it clear he doesn't want mayonnaise on it. His friend asks why not.
ReplyDelete1: I hate mayonnaise. More than Hitler!
2: I didn't know that.
1: I've never liked mayonnaise.
2: No, that Hitler didn't like it...
I nearly choked on my beer.
See, now that shit is funny.
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