Monday, April 20, 2009

H9!




AG H8s the misogynistic bastard who created oral birth control. I am firing up the ovens as we speak exclusively for him.

That's all. As you were. I am buried too deep right now to talk about anything. Such is the life of a Prom Queen and Movie Star...

*That photo may be AG. It's amazing what getting your mouth wired shut and cutting pork out of your life will do! more...

10 comments:

  1. If it's AG, then ALBT should be so lucky.

    Actually, scratch that. ALBT should be so lucky - period.

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  2. Reid, marry me!

    ALBT is a very very lucky boy. He's also going to get very very lucky Puerto Rico style soon.

    I <3 my ALBT.

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  3. screw that.

    I celebrate all the forms of birth control, because individuals need to make their own damn choices.

    Find your own, whatever works. Live with it. And then screw your brains out. Cuz love is all we've got, and sometimes that isn't enough so fuckin go for it.

    Humans are weak.

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  4. I'll say it again if i have to, and if blogger continues to be weird.

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  5. Word verification: pocki.

    That is all.

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  6. That's fine for you, Billy P. I am glad you celebrate a drug that kills women and you personally do not have to take. Afterall, the final cost of freedom is not on your hands:

    http://www.cancer.gov/cancertopics/factsheet/Risk/oral-contraceptives

    These are only the known and reported side-effects. Who gives a fuck about women and doing studies?! (See my Pap fight with Fish.) As long as Viagra is safe and Seth Rogan is free to be cobag in the first degree, my va jay jay is a non issue.

    Jump into the foutain and fuck yer brains out. Seriously, who cares about the patriarchy when Pilgrim can get his schmecky wet in both senses of the word.

    There has got to be a better way because this is not the no other way I want for me, my daughter, my female patients or the men who love them.

    Remember, it is only a choice when it can be made freely without reservaion and individually and your putative balls/ovaries are not against the wall when you have to select between the lesser of two evils. We are not free as long as their is no better alternative and the current choice is not embraceable.

    There is no such thing as a winnable war in a world where we all suffer if choice does not equal freedom without reservation or restrictions.

    ...hops off the soap box and reapplies lipstick while hacking up Barbie heads to send to Sarah Palin...

    Whatevs. We need to focus here. Now Reid, can we get married or what? How much do I love the name Reid? Very WASPy 1980s boutique. The Hannah of 2001, if you will. Please send naked full length photos of you to AG. Full length. Also, be successful and able to go to hockey games in NYC.


    *Remember, no baldies or fatties though. (Yeah, I said it. Please quote me out of context and take offense. I <3 when people do that! You know, because cultural context is nothing when you can think like Ann Altmouse.)

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  7. way to misunderstand my comment.

    whatever. I've got no time for this, and no need for additional bullshit in my life. later.

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  8. Oh ZRM. You know we are still lovers.

    <3

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  9. Ok, I'm late getting to this just because I sensed a flame war and I wanted no part of it...

    ZRM- this:

    And then screw your brains out. Cuz love is all we've got

    made me think of this. We should all wake each other up more often and not just wait. :)

    AG- you're absolutely right as well... when I think of some of the physical crap I went through to safely enjoy my gawd-given right to boff... well, it wasn't fair. Hopefully they'll come up with something safe and simple... and SOON!

    End of sermon.

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  10. That's really AG? Why does your bum hate me?

    Also can I see the rest of your tattoo and/or make out with you?

    Thanx.

    P.S. I didn't know oral contraceptives carried a higher risk of cancer...however, this seems to still be a scientifically ambiguous claim, and I don't see what it has to do with patriarchy.

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