AG Haiku

I am sick.

I have a cold.

I probably got it from a cute Jewish boy who is sick.

That will teach me for making out with random Jewish boys.

Or get me into the university health clinic to meet more hot Jewish boys.

I guess being sick isn't so bad afterall.

Now as I think about it.

It's like JDate without the fees, fuglies, and freaks.

I am a genius.

I shall call it, "JewRx"

Adorable Boyfriend can trademark it for me.

Do I hear a Shamrock Shake calling me?

Not from Alabama.

Cannot get them there.

AG sad.

Sad, sad, baby.

Fried pie though. Can. get. there.

Jewish boys too.

Thank you Mountainbrook Jesus. more...