That's right our beloved readers of EoTS, it's that time of year again. That time of year where y'all want AG to shut it hard: it's Valentine's Day week!
A few gift ideas for Fish this year:
Anything silve and with a heart from here.
More specifically, this is what Fish needs to buy for the AG. (Flip it to have the blue on both sides and eyes on the middle 2.5 carat prize.)
Flowers will also do.
Chocolate
Lingerie
Somewhere to wear thos knickers, huh? How about the Bridge Suite here. (AG's not only been inside of this hotel and taught someone how to gamble in it, she more recently went and stayed there.)
Dinner at Aragawa. AG's having the steak. Though, AG is willing to go here again for sushi, albeit is more in the price range, but much better than this craphole.
A college degree for our putative love child. (AG has a degree from #1, is working towards one at #11 and there is another on there that she did classwork at. BTW, AG's valetine has a shared degree from one of them and as far as she knows, the parents (or full ride based upon his confirmed genius status) paid for said degree. La. La.)
For all others, how about we get AG what she really wants:
Even though she doesn't like chocolate, the burnt maple butter is to die for.
A trip here
and a baby daughter! (That will have to wait. For now, this is stealing AG's heart away.)
America Eating Its Young: It Never Stops
2 hours ago
Don't you still owe me a dinner at Tojo's?
ReplyDeleteI'll bring flowers...
I probably do! I will take you to Tojo's anytime you want, love button. Any. Time.
ReplyDeleteNo links to the Good Vibrations site?
ReplyDeleteThere's a woman-owned toy shop here in Milwaukee called the Tool Shed...
ReplyDeleteRM wins!
ReplyDeleteBrando, they stopped making the good Mr. Happy.
AG too sad to link...
Is it really OK to give Lingerie on Valentines day? I don't know if my wife would go for that. It's more a a gift for ME!!
ReplyDelete;)
Steve, my guess is that if you are giving a $168,000 diamond-encrusted thong, that lingerie is acceptable for Valentine's Day. That's my thought, anyway.
ReplyDeleteP.S.: the confirmation word for the above comment was "coulter."
ReplyDeleteis that pic of your new kitty??!?!!
ReplyDeleteMy new kitty is getting picked up on my vacation this week. He's a grey tiger like yours, K-Unit.
ReplyDeleteUm, Steve the naughty was for Fish only. Get the wife what she likes and be a good husband. In fact, she may not want anything and that's good too.
ReplyDeleteAG got her gift around Chanukah, so she's pretty happy with that.
AG is kinda right about the gifties. Do what is appropriate, different for everybody, and at different times. For instance, this year I am probably limited to a card and aybe making dinner...
ReplyDeletelingerie? depends on the people involved, sometimes OK sometimes no. Personally, I think it might be OK for Val Day, cuz ideally BOTh get a little somethin somethin out of it; but that's me.
But here's the thing: a diamond encrusted thing: Not only is it just blatantly obnoxious conspicuous consumption (Admittedly, acceptable among certain circles, like Donald Trump girlfriends) , you know, wouldn't it be nasty-uncomfortable? little sharpy hard pointy items in soft tender places? Not to mention tough to clean after it's gotten all messy-sticky?
The zombie makes an excellent point. I was being sexist and misogynistic for the sake of half-wit, by suggesting that even if a woman were upset by the idea of lingerie for Valentine's Day, that spectacularly expensive lingerie would make it all better.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'm not sure that the practical issue is as big a problem as you'd expect. Presumably, unless the item is not intended to be worn by ANYONE (not even a runway model), the stones would be aligned in such a way as to make them as comfortable as possible. Heavy as all get-out, but it wouldn't poke. Much.
...if a woman were upset by the idea of lingerie for Valentine's Day, that spectacularly expensive lingerie would make it all better.
ReplyDeletewell, a CERTAIN kind of woman, i guess.... never been in that income bracket, myself.
Poke? I'd like to get poked. Oh wait...
ReplyDeleteReid's Billy Pilgrim, not Zombie. What are you getting your best girl for the day?
BP, that sounds nice. For AG, I get gifts three times a year--anniversary, bday, and vday. So, I get a bit more. I gave up Chanukah. Especially since I cannot top what I got this year. Next year around that time I'll be with a newborn so what can I ask for better than that?
i am so done getting degrees it is finally awesome hang in there.
ReplyDeleteWow. Bossy was just hoping for (crickets.)
ReplyDeleteListen, AG: Billy Pilgrim has become unstuck in time.
ReplyDeleteHe goes to sleep in 2007, he wakes up in 1982.
In any case, it's just us zombies shambling around these parts now.
hahahahaaaa! I killzored BP and eated his branes!!
Billy Pilgrim.
ReplyDeleteBilly Pilgrim.
Billy Pilgrim.
Billy Pilgrim.
RZM has lost all meaning.
Wah. Wah.
You lose!
Next year around that time I'll be with a newborn so what can I ask for better than that?
ReplyDeleteOK, this one nearly slipped through.
That... is a very leading statement there missy.