Monday, May 09, 2011

Hello Cruel World

Cliff "Fuck Me Eugene" May is on the ed Show, waxing ecstatic of how AWESOME and AMERICANTASTIC torture is and making me want to through kittens and bunnies through the screen, so I am going to vent by posting this blast from the past.  I know Silent Mike will remember it, and Fuck the Internet for allowing me to find it again.


Posted by zombie rotten mcdonald at 9:34 PM

15 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald5/09/2011 9:34 PM

    and yes, I found an mp3. I have a problem.

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  2. mikey5/09/2011 9:55 PM

    Dood. Don't watch the ed show. There's gotta be better options. PTI, SportsCenter, Everyday Exotic or Spice Goddess on Food Channel, How It's Made, PORN!

    If you want to suffer, mi amigo, get a fucking hair shirt...

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©5/09/2011 10:04 PM

    USA! USA! USA!
    ~

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonald5/09/2011 10:08 PM

    I'm working, mikey, the rage helps me work faster.


    Porn slows me down. Hard to believe, I know.

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  5. Dr.KennethNoisewater5/10/2011 2:36 AM

    Eugene, sadly, more likable than Cliff May.

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  6. fish5/10/2011 7:32 AM

    I think I would rather watch the Ed Show than that video again.

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  7. fish5/10/2011 7:33 AM

    WV said to repent. I think that is an excellent idea.

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  8. Dr.KennethNoisewater5/10/2011 7:36 AM

    through kittens and bunnies through the screen

    First of all, I am very against this. Second of all---"through?"

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  9. Jennifer5/10/2011 7:46 AM

    I'd like the 2 minutes and 9 seconds I spent watching that back. I couldn't make it all the way through (throw??), but am guessing it doesn't redeem itself at the end.

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  10. Dr.KennethNoisewater5/10/2011 9:47 AM

    UNLESS David Hasselhoff makes a cameo at the end! Does he? No, wait. Don't spoil it for me.

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  11. Whale Chowder5/10/2011 12:19 PM

    I don't watch the Ed show for a similar reason to why I don't watch O'Reilly: I have better things to do than listen to an asshole blowhard talk over his guests.

    So why did he let May string two words together? Finally he could perform a service and he fucks it up?

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  12. zombie rotten mcdonald5/10/2011 12:22 PM

    hmpf. last time I tell y'all what I'm watching.

    WC, he didn't let May string too many words together; but he let the guy he had on opposite May shout him down more. Ed let them go at it hammer and tongs, pretty much. I kind of liked it, although May doesn't deserve the air time.

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  13. Kathleen5/10/2011 2:15 PM

    moustaches + flannel = WINWIN

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  14. Mike5/13/2011 4:56 PM

    Good looking guy this Eugene. Maybe if I use some of his lines . . .

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  15. zombie rotten mcdonald5/15/2011 2:22 PM

    I have better things to do

    I wish I did have better things to do. Zombie is despondent.

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