Sunday, March 27, 2011

Control the Information

When the Principal suggested the article was not balanced the students should have said, "We're fair and balanced like Fox News. You do know that is a national news network that proclaims to be "the most watched?" more...

Posted by Adorable Girlfriend at 9:15 AM

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5 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard3/28/2011 12:42 PM

    What the hell would "balance" consist of in this straight news story?

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  2. Substance McGravitas3/28/2011 7:03 PM

    The fair and balanced weatherman predicts heat waves and blizzards.

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonald3/28/2011 7:04 PM

    Fair and Balanced zombie sometimes gets bitten in the ass.

    Wait, I mean ALWAYS gets bitten in the ass.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonald3/28/2011 7:07 PM

    Fair and Balanced News in Modern America is not to make any statements critical of authority figures or corporations.

    Comfort the comfortable, and afflict the afflicted, right?

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©3/28/2011 9:18 PM

    I think you got that right, zrm.

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