Fuck You Friday will be suspended for an indeterminate period.
Fuck.
In fact, we should probably just imagine this as the end scene of a zombie movie, when all the axes are dripping with zombie guts, the hero is holding up the lawnmower to the last wave as JUST ENOUGH GAS drips into the tank to keep it running, and the rest of the breather cast drives up in the heavily modified schoolbus to drive them away to a safe mall.
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