Wonderful graphic stoleded from Tbogg:
The goats are bleating excitedly when they see his purty mouth.
Also, and not because anybody is interested besides me, but this is what I've been doing with my time:
Regardless of what Smut Herr Doktor thinks, that third photo are the TALONS.
Robot ships on Tuesday.
Photos need MOAR ALT-TEXT.
ReplyDeleteYou are making weapons?
ReplyDeleteI just heard of the Koch connection. (Get off my davenport! I was in remote parts of the world for ten days until Tuesday, without much news feed.)
You are making weapons?
ReplyDeleteHey! Now THERE is a pip of an idea. Pay's better, government cost-plus work, and it's a growth Industry!
Good luck, but I would have added lasers.
ReplyDeleteLasers are specifically against the rules.
ReplyDeleteThe Zombeh Committeh decided that in the first wave of military response to the zombocalypse, we would use robots to take out the front lines.
The bottom picture is of a talon designed to split a skull and extract a brain in .65 seconds. .85 seconds if there's a helmet.
None of these robots are very cute. Major design flaw.
ReplyDeleteWhy would we make a cute brain-extracting robot?
ReplyDeleteWhy would we make a cute brain-extracting robot?
ReplyDeleteTo catch your opponent off guard (vol.2).
Why WOULDN'T you make a cute brain-extracting robot? Dur!
ReplyDeleteLooks like SOMEONE didn't watch Battlestar Galactica. Teh Reboots.
ReplyDeletethe first wave of military response to the zombocalypse,
ReplyDeleteWill this also work against the Crabocalypse?
yup. Skulls, shells, it pierces the exterior layer either way.
ReplyDeleteThis robot is designed to frighten, not beguile. Scared branes are yummier. Didn't you see that one Star Trek episode? Redjac! Redjac!!
...Robot didn't like going in the crate though. It bit me.
Are you sure that's not just a mutant Soloflex?
ReplyDeleteThere are no crystals. You only use the lasers for crystals. Has the Internet taught you nothing, Fish?!
ReplyDeleteThis robot is designed to frighten, not beguile.
ReplyDeleteObviously you've never seen my reaction in the face of a beautiful woman.