Saturday, February 19, 2011

Long Way Home

Wonderful graphic stoleded from Tbogg:


The goats are bleating excitedly when they see his purty mouth.

Also, and not because anybody is interested besides me, but this is what I've been doing with my time:




Regardless of what Smut Herr Doktor thinks, that third photo are the TALONS.

Robot ships on Tuesday.

15 comments:

  1. Photos need MOAR ALT-TEXT.

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  2. You are making weapons?

    I just heard of the Koch connection. (Get off my davenport! I was in remote parts of the world for ten days until Tuesday, without much news feed.)

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  3. You are making weapons?

    Hey! Now THERE is a pip of an idea. Pay's better, government cost-plus work, and it's a growth Industry!

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  4. Good luck, but I would have added lasers.

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  5. Lasers are specifically against the rules.


    The Zombeh Committeh decided that in the first wave of military response to the zombocalypse, we would use robots to take out the front lines.

    The bottom picture is of a talon designed to split a skull and extract a brain in .65 seconds. .85 seconds if there's a helmet.

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  6. None of these robots are very cute. Major design flaw.

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  7. Why would we make a cute brain-extracting robot?

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  8. Why would we make a cute brain-extracting robot?

    To catch your opponent off guard (vol.2).

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  9. Why WOULDN'T you make a cute brain-extracting robot? Dur!

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  10. Looks like SOMEONE didn't watch Battlestar Galactica. Teh Reboots.

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  11. the first wave of military response to the zombocalypse,

    Will this also work against the Crabocalypse?

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  12. yup. Skulls, shells, it pierces the exterior layer either way.

    This robot is designed to frighten, not beguile. Scared branes are yummier. Didn't you see that one Star Trek episode? Redjac! Redjac!!

    ...Robot didn't like going in the crate though. It bit me.

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  13. Are you sure that's not just a mutant Soloflex?

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  14. There are no crystals. You only use the lasers for crystals. Has the Internet taught you nothing, Fish?!

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  15. This robot is designed to frighten, not beguile.

    Obviously you've never seen my reaction in the face of a beautiful woman.

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