Pete K. shares today:
"There's a girl at school who I like who told me she doesn't like me because my fingernails are gross."
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater, you can take this one of two ways:
1. The ole it's "Not You...", when it is in fact you.
or
2. She's a whole lot of crazy because fingernails have little to do with riding the cowboy.
Either way, send her a valentine next year and write her off like a bad check.
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Vulgarmort Loses Hope: The Trial, Day 11
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Is this a new feature at EotS?
ReplyDeleteAdvice blogger?
cooft!, says wv.
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fingernails have little to do with riding the cowboy.
ReplyDeleteNot what I learned from Last Tango in Paris.
How old is Peter?
ReplyDeleteThunder, do my other posts bore you? <3 Yes, see my post about the book I picked up in NOLA recently.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
It has old book, basement, stench.
Swoon.