Thursday, December 30, 2010

Bigmouth Strikes Again

needs some branches with googley eyes, I suspect.

The orange moose is off to the left.

Posted by zombie rotten mcdonald at 6:26 PM

10 comments:

  1. fish12/30/2010 6:39 PM

    Where's the demolished garage?

    Needs more granite counter tops and vinyl siding. And needs to be much, much bigger (and single family) if it is going to be in my neighborhood.

    I especially like brick or stone on the front face and vinyl siding on the rest of the house. That looks really, really good. Maybe with plastic railings and banisters on the porches.

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonald12/30/2010 6:41 PM

    Get the freezer.

    I kid, I kid. I don't care what kind of Disneyfied abysmal prefab post-urban unsustainable hell hole YOU live in, why should I?

    Heck, for you, I will add in some EIFS.

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  3. mikey12/30/2010 10:22 PM

    Is that water colors?

    Because I'll never forget the motherfuckers who put me in fucking 72 hour hold because I said something intemperate about my own time management skills, and they made me put on a smock, and those asshats will NEVER know how close they came to meeting their maker with that goddam beige smock but in the end I decided I could kill them anytime but how often would I get to observe them in their native habitat, y'know?

    So they gave me watercolors and a whole raft of 'em stood around waiting to see what I'd do with 'em. I racked my brain, but to be honest I couldn't come up with any effective method for weaponizing water colors, and I really have no talent, so I set out to paint a vagina, figuring I could at least offend the officious bastards. But.

    Did I mention I have no talent? It came out looking like a pretty good hedgehog, and they asked me a lot of questions about my hedgehog. I started to explain that it was a vagina, but they seemed so happy with it being a hedgehog I couldn't disappoint them in the end...

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  4. fish12/31/2010 9:31 AM

    And who is this guy posting all the time?

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard12/31/2010 8:55 PM

    Needs more granite counter tops

    and Michelle Malking peeking in the window.

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  6. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©1/01/2011 12:15 PM

    Is the orange moose named Lucy?
    ~

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  7. Vonnie1/01/2011 4:22 PM

    preeeetttttyyyy
    oooohhhhhh

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonald1/01/2011 4:29 PM

    And who is this guy posting all the time?

    dunno, but the bastard probably owes me money.

    Prisma color markers, mikey. Faster than watercolors. But yes, it is a hedgehog.

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  9. Jennifer1/01/2011 10:12 PM

    Get the freezer.

    And yes, needs more googley eyes.

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  10. Jennifer1/02/2011 8:01 AM

    I forgot my smiley after that "get the freezer" comment.

    :)

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