They are just so sad. So. So. Sad!
The best part of that accusatory list is that only one of those am I guilty of and despite teasing Fish about the Yankess, it is not them. The lone star on there I am guilty of is more about the reality that sometimes a Jewish man needs to say it like it is and as a Jewish woman, I think like that man.
The Past Is a Fox the Hunters Are Flaying
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"Colonialism" is curiously absent.
ReplyDeleteBut Asians are the only group who also list sashimi; it's a racial outlier.
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I like sashimi, but it's something I had a lot more of in NYC than here in Columbus.
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LOL
ReplyDeleteRED SOX AND THE DROPKICK MURPHY'S!!!
NO NYC!!! BOSTON BRINGS IT!!!
Cracked up at Med D's comment.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised "whining about pseudodiscrimination" didn't top the white guy list.
Laughter to all of you.
ReplyDeleteFish, you are so white. It's not so much your Red Sox thing, but your love of Cheap Trick that compels me to say that.
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ReplyDeleteDissing of Cheap Trick is not allowed on this blog. Did we not discuss the rules? I forget.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally, I just got a Skafish CD that has liner notes from Cheap Trick , reminiscing about seeing Skafish in 1976. That blows my mind. In 1976, Skafish must have seemed like an escaped mental patient from another planet.
Anyhoo, PZ myers linked to that graph showing increasing literacy tracking along with decreasing religiosity. He was quick to point out, however, that it was a dating web site, not the most scientific of sample pools.
Yes, white pipplez is sad. Sadly mcSaddertons.
Also, I like the Dropkick Murphys, and while I am Whitey McTranslucent and have never been to Boston, I loves 'em.
ReplyDeleteMy bloog. My likes. They are Minez.
Hmm. There are fifty tags, so you can cum up with nice neat percentages for Current White Maleness of an individual based on what they give a shit about on the list.
ReplyDeleteMy White Maleness level is at about 20%, while my Historical White Maleness - Have I ever shown an interest in this crap in the past? Ever? Really? - is at 48%.
The whiteness grows out in the hair.
Awesome typo.
ReplyDeleteI would never have tagged Subby as the Filthbot, even with his obsession with jumpin grannies.
ReplyDeleteThe Power of Crist Compels Him!
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Sexting was not on the list.
ReplyDeleteThat's ridiculous. I'm an old white guy. Don't like movies, don't like beer, don't much care for rap or musical instruments. I like baseball, Megadeth, Offspring and Soundgarden. But in the context of about a million other things, like poetry and books and science and football and Hole and Letters to Cleo.
ReplyDeleteGuess I don't like stereotypes, any of 'em, even when they're accurate. That dufus on the tv commercial who can't find his ass without a flashlight, his wife and two of his kids. That bumbling boob who doesn't understand alternating current, can't fix a drain pipe and falls off the roof trying to clean off the leaves might be somebody we all know, but he is not us.
Hunting is just omnivorous honesty, if you're not willing to kill it and gut it and butcher it maybe you shouldn't eat it, and Phish? Aarrgghhhh....
Cheap Trick is sad white peeps music.
ReplyDeleteBan me.
Do it!
You can punish me, but the truth will set me free.
Cheap Trick is sad white peeps music.
Pfft.
ReplyDeleteDouble pfft.
Cheap Trick is ... oh, why even bother?
ReplyDeleteJust keep fucking that chicken.
you're right, MB.
ReplyDeleteeverything I like sucks.