You surely have heard of Glenn Beck’s latest attempt an entering into the Fourth Circle of Avarice and Prodigality. He has delusions of grandeur of the university presidency in his future. In thinking about this, let’s put forth some course offerings:
HMECON101: Making Tin Foil Hats
RSCHMETH101: Make Your Own Shit Up
HIST231: Erasing the Past
MEDIA105: How Not To Be Tucker Carlson
GNDRSTUD139: Vitter’s House of Sex
AMHST390: Famous American Liars
FOODSCI391: Democrats: The Non-White Meat
PSY983: Being A Douchenozzle
PSY101: Crooks and Liars: Pandering to the People You Exploit
PSY201: How To Enact Miligram Into Everyday American’s Lives
PSYED303: Waterboarding
GENE199: Darwin: A Puppet For The Left
P.S. I love Beck in the video where he first subtly bashes Columbia University but then uses knowledge of a Columbia instructor for his 'materials'. And someone should explain to him that as a doctoral candidate, I do not have to know everything in my field of interest. What I need to know about is my specific area of interest, and from time to time the larger issues and related finer points. Maybe if Beck actually had a degree or two himself he'd understand how doctoral education works and why a college degree is held in high esteem.
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Midday Palate Cleanser
3 hours ago
MEDIA105: How Not To Be Tucker Carlson
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ReplyDeleteMaybe if Beck actually had a degree or two himself he'd understand how doctoral education works and why a college degree is held in high esteem.
ReplyDeleteIt appears from my extensive research that Glenn Beck has a High School Diploma.
So there, unbelievers!
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I think he needs to produce a copy of his diploma. I want to see it before I believe that talk.
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Then who is your pimp?
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