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Fucking lawyers. How do THEY work?
Ahem.~
Barack Obama is a real estate attorney?
And a floor wax.~
We're like ninjas. You don't even know we're there until you're in a fucking body bag.
well, THAT's fucking true. Boy, have I been on the receiving end of legal "services".
Hey, you got to serve somebody.
Hey, you got to serve somebody. with fava beans and a nice chianti.
Fucking lawyers. How do THEY work?for several hundred an hour
Boy, have I been on the receiving end of legal "services".Illegal "services" too!
Fucking lawyers. How do THEY work?I dunno. Let's open a few up and look. There's plenty around. I got the chain saw.
Could end up in some trouble that way, sadly. The kind that won't let you seek refugee status on my couch. And then where would we be?Fuckin' dragnets, how do they work?
I interviewed a law clerk once."Why did you decide to go to law school?" I asked."I wanted to help people," she said.Oh, the laughter.
Ahem.
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Barack Obama is a real estate attorney?
ReplyDeleteAnd a floor wax.
ReplyDelete~
We're like ninjas. You don't even know we're there until you're in a fucking body bag.
ReplyDeletewell, THAT's fucking true. Boy, have I been on the receiving end of legal "services".
ReplyDeleteHey, you got to serve somebody.
ReplyDeleteHey, you got to serve somebody.
ReplyDeletewith fava beans and a nice chianti.
Fucking lawyers. How do THEY work?
ReplyDeletefor several hundred an hour
Boy, have I been on the receiving end of legal "services".
ReplyDeleteIllegal "services" too!
Fucking lawyers. How do THEY work?
ReplyDeleteI dunno. Let's open a few up and look. There's plenty around. I got the chain saw.
Could end up in some trouble that way, sadly. The kind that won't let you seek refugee status on my couch. And then where would we be?
ReplyDeleteFuckin' dragnets, how do they work?
I interviewed a law clerk once.
ReplyDelete"Why did you decide to go to law school?" I asked.
"I wanted to help people," she said.
Oh, the laughter.