Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Six Pack Heaven

A friend alerts me to this.

The red dots indicate places where bars outnumber grocery stores.

Illinoise is not bad, but WISCONSIN IS THE FUCKIN CHAMPEEN.

I'm so proud.

Now that I think of it, it might also explain why we're so fat.  Bar food is pretty fattening.

Posted by zombie rotten mcdonald at 2:50 PM

11 comments:

  1. Brando3/23/2010 3:02 PM

    LOL, nice. Reminds me of the time I headed up to Milwaukee to see INXS during Summerfest. Got lost and tried to find a gas station for directions, but took forever to find one. Yet there was a bar on every corner of every street we were on.

    Keep living the dream, Wisconsin!

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  2. Mendacious D3/23/2010 3:18 PM

    And YOU want to move HERE?

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonald3/23/2010 3:23 PM

    Did I say that?

    I must have been drunk.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard3/23/2010 4:13 PM

    Bar food is pretty fattening.

    If yer eatin', ya ain't drinkin'.

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  5. Jennifer3/23/2010 4:29 PM

    I'm kind of surprised... Cook Co looks like it's got more grocery stores than bars. You could have fooled me.

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  6. Jennifer3/23/2010 4:33 PM

    Here's a map that shows which parts of America drink the most. We don't need no steenkeen bars! We can swill in our homes!

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  7. Jennifer3/23/2010 4:34 PM

    Of course, WI still drinks the most... in your bar, your home, your ice fishing hut...

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonald3/23/2010 4:39 PM

    I am NOT thrilled by the company we keep. The other red states in Jennifer's map are decidedly... umm, red.

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  9. Kathleen3/23/2010 5:47 PM

    nice!

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  10. Substance McGravitas3/23/2010 7:55 PM

    If yer eatin', ya ain't drinkin'.

    I'm with the Bastard. True drunks FORGET TO EAT.

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  11. fish3/24/2010 7:27 AM

    This map is clearly distorted. Just because you can cash and carry a 6 pack from your daycare center does not make it a bar.

    WV: suill

    s'truth.

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