Monday, December 21, 2009

Corporate Cobags




As AG's life continues to kindle, it turns out that the best thing I did was take my current position. The organization just announced a partnership with the molecule package that I oversee corporate responsibility for. This results in a 138% bonus this year. For all you non profit individuals, I'll be thinking of you while I am laying on the beach in Roratonga.

Santa loves the Jews this year... more...

Posted by Adorable Girlfriend at 8:40 AM

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18 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonald12/21/2009 12:16 PM

    still don't like the colors, tropical AG.

    When I come back, we'll have to discuss the theme.

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonald12/21/2009 12:16 PM

    Oh, and can I become a Jew? Cuz Santa is really dumping on the Zombiees this year.

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  3. Adorable Girlfriend12/21/2009 2:46 PM

    When you get your tuckus back here, you can be king again with your 1992 colors. Until then, AG = Boss.

    P.S. Sure. Maybe you accept the FB and AG will see to that you get some holiday <3.

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  4. Jennifer12/21/2009 5:10 PM

    I thought he had accepted the FB??

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonald12/21/2009 5:14 PM

    Holiday boobs?

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  6. zombie rotten mcdonald12/21/2009 5:20 PM

    I thought he had accepted the FB??

    Waiting to see if the colors change.

    Or I become a Jew. I'm easily satisfied.

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  7. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©12/21/2009 5:51 PM

    I'm sure I will share in the corporate chundermuffinry, thanks to my lucrative position in the booming real estate market.
    ~

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonald12/21/2009 5:53 PM

    Ah! so the crash in construction lending is YOUR fault, thundra?

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  9. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©12/21/2009 6:28 PM

    It's all their fault for giving me a job.
    ~

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  10. Snag12/22/2009 12:22 AM

    We in the lucrative nonprofit world salute you.

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  11. Adorable Girlfriend12/22/2009 12:31 PM

    If you want to be a Jew, you can. However, you'll need to be re-circumcized or circumcized, if not.

    The colors go back when you get back. Geesh.

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  12. zombie rotten mcdonald12/22/2009 12:59 PM

    re-circumsized?

    DO NOT WANT.

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  13. Bee12/23/2009 6:35 PM

    Wow. How do I get a job like that? Can I be jewish too? I don't actually have to believe in a higher power, do I?

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  14. Big Bad Bald Bastard12/23/2009 7:05 PM

    Now that you're a big player in the corporate world, you'll have to consult with meta-five- their core competencies are the selection, design, implementation and maintenance of personnel tools that support organisational strategy, or so I have read.

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  15. Anonymous12/23/2009 10:08 PM

    Congrats, AG!

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  16. Adorable Girlfriend12/24/2009 9:30 AM

    Oh Jack, AG wants a piece of you this holiday season.

    Bee, be like the AG scientists and medics of the world -- be Jewish and Atheist. It's awesome. It comes with righteous anger and babka at the holiday!

    P.S. Are you around on Saturday? I am in the town that you live near.

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  17. Smut Clyde12/28/2009 4:53 AM

    I hope that AG means "lying on the beach", but if not, I will not judge her.

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  18. Adorable Girlfriend1/05/2010 11:07 AM

    Clyde, I actually asked that question of someone when I wrote it. Dammit!

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