Tuesday, November 10, 2009

South by Southwest



AG is off to the islands to play single doctor Jewish girls and American hottie doctors tomorrow. Don't wait up. No, really!

Kitty has been dropped off at the cat sitter's. AG cried the entire ride home following. My love for her knows no bounds. I will make no excuses.

Brandeis won't be riding bitch. He and kitty's brother are flying in the following week. A brother that has been warned by Thor that if he lays so much as one half of an inch of claw on her, her momma will take that cat apart cell by cell. AG is the front runner for the job having dissected a cat in high school biology class for the win -- this is not her first rodeo!

Cuba will follow for Valentine's Day along with the offer AG accepted last night for Bulgaria, Croatia, and Vienna because Vienna no longer waits in June. Oh and yes, somebody else knows about AG's Upper Westside Ghetto favorite that can fill space while killing time in between.

The 40th birthday party is being planned for France. (Not mine, you goofs.) A mere eight days before the AG birthday. Two breasts, blue eyes, and witty repartee is generally all that it takes.

Yes, AG is avoiding December this year as she hides out between Manhattan and California. Ivy League Membership has it's advantages. For all others there are the failures of Harvard and Notre Dame.

AG is outtie for a few weeks.

12 comments:

  1. Two breasts, blue eyes, and witty repartee is generally all that it takes.

    Is there anything they can't do?

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  2. I'd agree that Hahvahd is a failure.

    AND

    Brown University
    Columbia University
    Cornell University
    Dartmouth College
    Princeton University
    University of Pennsylvania

    are failures. Also.
    ~

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  3. You take Columbia off there and I don't disagree!

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  4. Fuck Yale.

    Fuck Yale and anything that looks like it.

    New Haven?

    Whatever.

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  5. Oh and p.s. there is a major A list blogger that said to AG over the weekend:

    "I agree. Fuck Harvard."

    He knows.

    He totally knows.

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  6. I hadn't realized that Columbia had ever actually won a football game.

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  7. Fish, it's an institute of higher learning. If you need to count wins when you have Barak as an alum, I think it says a lot about you.

    The Yankees did win a baseball game this year. They are also from NY and blue. Would you like to discuss how awesome that win was? <3

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  8. March, march on down the field,
    Fighting for Eli.
    Break through that crimson line, their strength to defy.
    We'll give a long cheer for Eli's men
    We're here to win again.
    Harvard's team may fight to the end but Yale will win.
    ~

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  9. True story: my father, having graduated from Harvard, acquired a shirt that actually read "HAHVAHD."

    I used to wear it in grade school. No one got it.

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