Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Son of Sam I Am




Customer: Now what does this 512MB of RAM mean on this PC?

Salesman: ummmm... RAM is what slows down your PC. See, it rams into your processing power, causing slowdowns. That's why it's called RAM.

Customer: Are...are you sure?

Salesman: Who's the expert here?

Posted by zombie rotten mcdonald at 5:13 PM

11 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©8/04/2009 5:56 PM

    RAM is Rampaging Ass Madness.

    So of course it's bad for your PC.
    ~

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  2. zombie rotten mcdonald8/04/2009 6:00 PM

    Renegade Ass Munchers

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  3. Jennifer8/05/2009 7:26 AM

    I thought it was Really Awesome Machineyness...

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  4. Substance McGravitas8/05/2009 9:26 AM

    What you do is make them count the RAMs on the machine to make sure.

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonald8/05/2009 9:41 AM

    And then you have to spend twenty minutes declining the extended warranty.

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  6. Snag8/05/2009 12:10 PM

    RAM is the McCartney album now bundled with every new computer as part of the settlement between the Beatles and Apple.

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonald8/05/2009 1:02 PM

    ooo, THAT'S going to have a negative impact on Mac sales.

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  8. mikey8/05/2009 7:30 PM

    If you are having trouble getting them to understand in the first thirty seconds that they can shove their extended warranty up their ass sideways with a slotted spoon, I'm going to suggest that you're being altogether too polite about that particular conversation.

    It's similar to the point when you're buying a car and they want to sell you an $800 undercoat. The faster you bring out the big "FUCK YOU" guns, the faster you'll be on the streets in your new ride.

    Y'know? Don't let the man get you down....

    mikey

    Kick their asses, salli

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  9. fish8/06/2009 10:24 AM

    Recently I had to explain to the finance dept of the Honda dealer very carefully, that no, I was not interested in their "no brainer" repair warranty extension, because I actually, you know, had a brain.

    In regards to any zombies that may be around, when I say "I have a brain," what I actually mean is "I don't have a brain." Just wanted to clarify that.

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  10. Anonymous8/06/2009 10:25 AM

    RAM is the secret to the Hindu takeover of the tech world. needless to say it's been successful... you think you're being entertained with your internets and computers, but you've all been converted! now you have to worship 30 million gods! AHAHAHAHAHA

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  11. Kathleen8/07/2009 12:12 PM

    did the dealer bring out any mandals for you to try on, fish?

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