This is completely for Righteous Bubba, and totally his fault:
Some Fries With Your Stupid?
2 hours ago
zombie blog lurches back into life.
This is completely for Righteous Bubba, and totally his fault:
Posted by zombie rotten mcdonald at 3:30 PM
zombie blog lurches back into life.
I ran right out and purchased Kerry Christiansen's chicken yodel CD after this commercial was originally aired. It's great for clearing out rodents, in-laws and unwanted party guests.
ReplyDeletetotally doesn't work on zombies though....
ReplyDeleteI badly want the LOUDER switch.
ReplyDeleteThis is completely for Righteous Bubba, and totally his fault:
ReplyDeleteMost things are.
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I badly want red striped Pajamas.
ReplyDeleteMost things are.
ReplyDeleteNow I have angstidi.
Also: can you now yodel?
ReplyDeleteWow. That's TOTALLY me and my neighborhood. Except instead of yodeling think Bachman Turner Overdrive.
ReplyDeleteI'm the only big stupid gwailo mutha in this rather homogeneous Taiwanese neighborhood, and while my neighbors generally view me with a certain bemused patience, and even a kind of long-suffering tolerance bordering on fondness, they have made it clear that they have no love for my stereo.
Which is actually kind of odd, because it is a pretty AWESOME stereo that I have been working on and perfecting since my divorce in 1992...
Capcha seems to believe that we can import refined losers from losesti
you have red stripey pajamas, mikey?
ReplyDeleteSubject of your article is interesting for me, i have bookmarked it for future reference.
ReplyDeleteOddly, it seems that my utter LACK of red stripey pajamas tends to cause more consternation than any actual jammies might have...
ReplyDeleteI notice Yodelling Pickle's hompeage, which is relevant to my interests, has a picture of a unicorn at the top.
ReplyDeleteCoincidence? I think not.
Doesn't look as pissed as the other one though.
AHEM!
ReplyDeleteDID THE RECORD IMPROVE YOUR YODELLING SKILLZ?
Leftous Bubbles gets testy.
ReplyDeletemy yodeling skillz need no improvement. Can't speak for Zelmo, though. But he doesn't have much of a diaphragm.
I do think however, the Yodeling Pickle used this album as the basis for his professional career.
Diaphragm? I prefer Rhythm Method.
ReplyDeleteBut I am all for more BTO.
If it be yodelling ye be wanting. Here be the Topp Twins
ReplyDeleteI wonder how a pickle could manage to wear red striped pajamas.
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Thank yew, Another Kiwi.
ReplyDeleteMy week would not be the same without that youtuber.
You're not so bad after all (considering that you rate for Jerry).
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The Toppies are a National Living Treasure.
ReplyDeleteMonsieur Le Pants of Thunder is a decent chap as well, aside from his felinophilia
It's only a matter of time until RB talks you into starting your own blog.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's when your troubles degin...
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Incidentally you can resize YouTube videos by meddling with the numbers in the embed code. I ruthlessly make them conform to 400x326. You have to alter both sets of numbers.
ReplyDeleteAsk your suncle.
You want me to FIDDLE WITH NUMBERS?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of monster are you, McGravitas?
I dated a lady once who's uncle used to try to get her to fiddle with his "numbers". She did ok, and grew into a smart and strong person, but this whole "fiddling" around with "numbers" thing is dangerous.
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know they're going to want you to quit with the dinosaur saddle...
last time I rode my dinosaur, some fucker shot him in the pelvis....
ReplyDeleteAnd ever since, ZRM has been riding a wienermobile.
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I dated a lady once who's uncle used to try to get her to fiddle with his "numbers". She did ok, and grew into a smart and strong person, but this whole "fiddling" around with "numbers" thing is dangerous.
ReplyDeleteAre you confuzzling this with Tommy?
ZRM- I can't believe you didn't comment on who's.
ReplyDeletemikey's armed.
ReplyDeleteYeah.
ReplyDelete'Sides, while you elite longhair chilluns were all smoking tea and drinking pot in your hippie college, I was out defending YOUR freedom from the hordes of NVA just poised to invade the US on their bicycles.
Either that, or I was partying in Taos, shacked up in Grand Junction or stealing glassware to set up a lab in Grass Valley.
But the point is I never know who's whose to use....
mikey
yeah.
ReplyDeleteSay, did we ever thank you for that?
If I ever meet you, drinks are on me. For the first hour, at least. After that, all bets are off.
One of the real joys connected to this whole set of tubes is that I feel overwhelmingly thanked. If anything, it's the muddy green meat in the bags with the zippers that can't be honored enough. That and the guys that never found a way back in.
ReplyDeleteIt's one of the debts of flesh I owe to a few counselors, a few women who have loved me for something beyond the damage, and to the denizens of Sadly, No. Though they're mostly gone now, as am I, they finished up an amazing plaster and paint job.
Hell, babe, I could hang with you and your mom today and not even scare anybody. That's some righteous progress...
So thank YOU!
Hell, babe, I could hang with you and your mom today and not even scare anybody.
ReplyDeletewell, except for the fact that Mom is no longer drawing breath, that's.... kind of disappointing.
Cuz I LIKE scaring the straights....
It's a carefully developed skill I'm quite proud of.
ReplyDeleteScaring straights is easy. Being able to NOT scare straights is a challenging undertaking...
O, I don't discount the skill. I just like the wild rumpus...
ReplyDeletecuz in my Klark Kent Klothes, I have a disturbing resemblance to a straight. Disturbing to ME, at least.
Listening to a Strummer-Jones playlist tonight, and remembering.....