Senator Paul Ryan made the presentation of the Republican Butthurt Party Budget yesterday ('Now with NUMB3RS!!'). Brew City Brawler has a takedown here.
Here in Wisconsin, we have been forced to tolerate this pudding-head's shenanigans for years. He manages to pull enough of the suburban white flighters and rural bigot gun-penis enthusiasts together with mushy MOR tax cut bilge, then goes to Washington to suck corporate teats and bleat right wing tropes.
Glad to see him making the national stage though. The Butthurt party is really pulling the back-benchers out these days.
In recognition of Mr. Ryan's accomplishment of being one of the last remaining viable, non-ridiculous Republicans in the tent (turn the lights off on your way out) and the newest designated slaughter-lamb, I make a gift of his own political nickname:
"Whistle Ass". Paul Whistle-Ass Ryan, this one's for you!!
Also: The Rude Pundit.
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Can't Handle The Thanksgiving Truth
1 hour ago
OMG! I have a draft post about the PA budget. I equally hate Dom Pleggi.
ReplyDeleteWhy must Republican'ts be allowed to talk to anyone?
Glad to see ZRM adopting the Sadly, No! Sammich Standard.
ReplyDeleteBut like the "budget," it couldn't cut the mustard.
I saw your nickname for Specter... "Sphincter Trumpet"... reminds me of what I've long called Orrin Hatch... Sphincterpuss... which would probably make him an excellent Sphincter Trumpet player!
ReplyDeleteI always thought Hatch was the perfect wrinkled pencil neck (with an unfortunate taste in collars) that reminded me of the turtle in those old Bugs Bunny cartoons...
ReplyDeleteI love how the Retardican "budget" reverses Obama's stimulus plan and replaces it with a capital gains tax moratorium for 1 year. These idiots never studied the French Revolution, obviously...
ReplyDeleteElmo, they never studied anything other than trickle down economics and which is not new money: a BMW or Mercedes.
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