Friday, February 06, 2009

All Apologies

... to Pastor Niemoller:



First they rose out of the graves
And I did not scream out because it was not my grave.



Then they ate the branes of the stockbrokers
and I did not scream out because I am not a stockbroker.



Then they devoured the flesh of the soccer moms
And I did not scream out because I am not a soccer mom



Finally they came for my branes
and I could not scream out,



BECAUSE A FACKIN ZOMBEE DOG RIPPED MY THROAT OUT!!!




zombees courtesy of saying yes. Thanks Sir Jennifer!! I welcome my glow-in-the-dark Brethren, not to mention the classic mall-dwellers!!

22 comments:

  1. Fackin'?!!

    AG is raising her complaint:

    Either we do this fucking blog right or we don't do it at all.

    Seriously, what the fuck?!!

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  2. AG, cf. Brando:

    http://cjsd.blogspot.com/2008/05/vegas-2008-tickle-ing.html

    If you're going to cob-log here, you Must be Aware Of All Internet Traditions. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_am_aware_of_all_internet_traditions

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  3. I am aware you don't know how to link sites!

    That is Brando's stoopid fackin' fucking experience.

    Not ours, baby love.

    So fuck you, fuck her, fuck anyone who looks like it, and fuck da birds!

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  4. Yeah, but it was fackin funny. I am just trying to borrow some of Brando's funny cuz I don't have much of my own. So sue me.

    And I usually don't feel like screwing with the html for comment linkages cuz it's a PITA. So sue me, etc, have your attorneys call my attorneys, etc. etc.

    And I HOPe that last bit was just AG being AG and you're not sayin FU to sir jen. I just hope.

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  5. hey, ch-ch-check this out. A comment I found on another blog:

    Feck clarity. It's over-rated.

    Was that, or was that not, our own AG? So, you say Feck but I get the hot pokers for Fack? Fuck that.

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  6. Fuck you to Jen?

    Um never.

    No fucking way.

    Fuck no.

    And no fucking banning for Billy P. either!

    That is Internets tradition.

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  7. WTF?

    Also, I can't take credit for FACK. That was all Tickle. I'm just the messenger.

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  8. sorry, round these parts we shoot the messenger bucko.

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  9. O puh-leeze.

    Look through my archives. I am as foul mouthed as anyone around here.

    Look, I TRIED 'fuck' in the above. FACK worked better.

    Feckin critics.

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  10. I am bummed because I can't go to Vegas this May. Sugar Ray is getting married at the MGM and Tickle is the best man. I have to go to the IC for a meeting that week. FACK!

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  11. Fuck the IC!

    Go to Vegas and take AG because she wants one of those doctors who so need to get divorced!!!!

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  12. No IC=no job=no more Vegas ever=no can do.

    No divorces in store for the doctors, I don't think. As goofy as they are they are quite committed to their families.

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  13. OK, I've read those stories....

    As goofy as they are they are quite committed...

    fixxord.

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  14. Fuck their families!!!

    An AG equals two perky ones and wild rides.

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  15. I didn't realize you had pics ups! Hey, was the What Would a Zombie Do? spinning wheel in there as well? I want to make sure they didn't fack you on what was supposed to be your order.

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  16. O yes, it was there. Plus some Monkey gum and a patch as goodies.

    As a matter of fact, I was just laying out a tenant space, and spun it as inspiration. It came up "Moonwalk"

    I can't moonwalk. Bad Zombee is Bad.

    Also: Young Pilgrim and I went to see the local young folks theater (Young Company) do a theatrical performance of Night Of The Living Dead. It was their Holiday Show. They ended it with some "Thriller". Excellent.

    Speaking of Inspiraton, I have an "Oblique Strategies" app on my iPhone. Brian Eno's thing, you know. I hope to have a creative opportunity to use it in the future.

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  17. Also: yes, I have been negligent. I fear many folks don't bother to check in regularly anymore. AG has been posting like a lunatic in the meantime, but I hope to do better.

    I really do.

    Honest.

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  18. Who the fuck are you calling a lunatic, punk?!

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  19. I loved Oblique Strategies! I also like the Whack Pack or Whack on the Head Pack... or Whack the Casbah or whatever it was...

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