Monday, January 12, 2009

Whatever




Why must people use washrooms as conference rooms?

I just went into the bathroom and saw this annoying woman who I have no goddamn clue what she does at the office, given that she never speaks to medical staff, and this lovely lab technician conducting a meeting in the foyer of the bathroom.

Um hello, we got look 200 conference rooms. Could they use one?

6 comments:

  1. Yikes. I don't think that's very hygienic either.

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  2. I cannot understand why ppl need to sit on the loo (Brit for toilet) and have a full blown shouting match above the sound of their bodily functions and toilets flushing. I think this loo talking is cultural..I find it really distracting

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  3. HEY!! YOU GUYS OUT THERE!!! PULL MY FUCKIN FINGER!!!!!

    If you need to, augment your natural body noises with the old fashioned hand-mouth raspberry, or even what George Carlin referred to as "the ahtificial faht under the ahm!"

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  4. Also? They don't wash their hands when they leave the freaking bathroom. That makes me abso-smurfly insane. INSANE! It's gross....

    Also? The people who take up all the good seats at Panera with their business meetings because they are too cheap to rent office space.

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  5. This happens all the time in our office, too! Foyer, top of the steps, in front of the door to my area....it's freakin' inconsiderate! Worse yet, they don't even bother to say "Excuse me" when you need to get by. They give you withering stares and you stare them down as you push your way through...one of these days I'm gonna deck 'em!

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  6. She's cute. There are other uses for washrooms.

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