A British Rob Smith GPS:
Turn left, and kill yourself.
Turn off the Ben Franklin Bridge and bloody hell, take your life.
Go right in a quarter mile and slow drown angels.
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Things We All Need
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Does it tell you where to get great whiteface, lipstick and hairspray?
ReplyDeleteIt sure as hell won't take you to a dermatologist (seen unplugged? oh, my!).
Jack, we can add that as a function.
ReplyDeleteI love Robert Smith. I love The Cure.
ReplyDeleteSo, to you I say suck it.
Have a nice day! :)
Von!!
ReplyDeleteI love RS. I heart the cure.
We'll make the GPS in plaid and you'll be the first to get one for your birthday!
I also heart The Cure. But nothing is above being made fun of.
ReplyDeleteIncluding AG. Who must either like tea or hot chocolate while watching the sunrise from a beach or balcony.
O, I have made plenty fun of AG in my day.
ReplyDeleteLa. La. As they say.
Interesting. Tell me more about your suicidal tendencies, AG.
ReplyDeleteI'll confess that I'm a little too happy in this world to spend my time thinking too hard about the next and/or the transition between the two.
I'm too busy living life as hard as I can to worry about it. Que sera, sera.
O, I have made plenty fun of AG in my day.
ReplyDeleteLa. La. As they say.
Really, Pilgrim? You wanna start that flame war up because I believe AG has buried you time and time again. Much like the other boys...you keep coming back wanting it harder and faster.
Jack, I will meet you for beachfront tinis. Preferably in Cabo, but Santa Monica will also work.
Reid, AG is like Juliet. A love starved girl wanting to slow drown her love angels as she waits for that night that is different than all other nights as she walks hand and hand with her beloved amongst the stars that fell on Alabama.
yep, I'm just another sucker for punishment. Why else extend the invito this little dank corner of blogtopia?
ReplyDeleteI didn't say you didn't bury me dearie... I just said I liked to rattle the old AG windows from time to time... but you can remember those times however you need to....
AG like Juliet? In Alabama? That's a NEW interpretation.
Billy Pilgrim! Are you not paying attention?!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you read AG's posts you will know where Valentine's Day will be this year. Since AG is the only one here who doesn't think cupid should be shot in the tuckus with his own arrow, AG is very excited.
Valentine's Day!
Jewish smartie.
Great wine.
Smiles and laughter.
What more does AG need?
Oh yeah...Doctor Atty.
Check mate!!
O, I've been paying attention. You and all your boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on the great wine though. Hell, at this point, I'm down with cheap wine.
i am really so very sick of crying for the death of my heart...
ReplyDeleteif only...
if only.
Ah, well. It is Next Year. We'll be to see.
Two buck Chuck, BP!
ReplyDeleteIt is hot, hot, hot!