walk into a dinner party in the Mid Atlantic on Saturday night:
Fag* and Straight Couple are getting their nerd on speaking about Zunes and iPods. There is some technogeek language blowing through the vents.
Priest: Gah.
AG: Would you prefer we talk about the c-word again? (In reference to female of hetero couple who called a former co-worker a c-word while AG was sandwiched between the gay and the Priest during the dinner portion of the soiree.)
Priest: At least I know something about those.
*It was requested by the gay man that I refer to him as ‘fag’ in this post for his mere amusement. AG was happy with “the gay” or an appropriate term of such a lovely man.
AG should have known what would transpire when she received this invite last week:
The Crackers Crack
5 hours ago
Are we talking about the same C word? I thought priests only knew about little boys.
ReplyDeleteLoL.
ReplyDeleteAnne Coulter c-word!
Yes, it is the same c-word. I had no knowledge of AG's aversion to calling another woman this word. I will henceforth be more careful of the words I choose in the future...
ReplyDeleteAs for a priest knowing about "C U Next Tuesday", not all are pedophiles....some have even had sex BEFORE they became priests :)
Cryssye, you can use that word anytime you want. Especially in your own home. I was just shocked with the Priest there. That's all.
ReplyDeleteIt was soooo much fun. We really have to do it again soon with more drinks and peeps.
My house doesn't work. Wah. Wah.
I just wanna know whose legs those are on the invite?
ReplyDeleteYour wife's secret lover.
ReplyDeleteWHUUUHOOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be a virgin to be celibate.
ReplyDeleteHave to laugh at the priest's answer.