A Few of my Least Favorite Things

Beyond the top five of obvious:

15. Mice
14. Meatloaf, both the food and singer
13. Anything but a long blonde hair
12. Filler flowers
12. Self depricating humour in men I am dating
11. Calculating nadirs of lab values
10. Having blood drawn
9. Meetings before 9AM or after 4PM
9. People who misrepresent themselves
8. Meeting people from the blogs for the first time. (Just the first two minutes where my social phobia kicks in.)
7. Not being Ms. Dr. Dr. Fish
7. Underachievement
7. Living in the Philadelphia area
6. Certain women who date my Jewish boys (They are mine. Please shop in a gentile department and leave them alone.)
5. Health Canada
5. Liars
4. Traffic jams both on roadways and runways
3. Chocolate
2. The Patriarchy
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