This Beat Goes On

Always upbeat news, here at the Empire. Keeping you abreast of entropy and degradation whenever I can.

Back when the world was young, Ronald Reagan still had two or three marbles rolling around in his tin can, and the Horseless Carriage had yet to be invented, I was spending time at a college in a Wisconsin town called Platteville (Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!!). About that time, a Dodgeville judge dismissed a molestation case of a FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL because she was 'sexually promiscuous' and had 'encouraged' her molester.

eewwwww. In the most reprehensible manner.

Nowadays, apparently children aren't enough. three young men were just convicted of attempted necrophilia, after seeing the victims picture in the paper.

OK. So they saw a picture, said "I would hit that, even if she's stinky and moldy"? More likely, "well she said no to me once, so she was obviously asking me to defile her corpse".

But - get this- the decision was FIVE TO TWO. TWO!!!!

So there are two twisted-fuck Wisconsin judges that figure, somehow, that necrophilia ain't that bad. Probably like beatin your wife, I guess; a stern lecture, maybe a ticket. And if'n ya kill her, then necrophilia is just kind of like marital relations. Who could possible object to having their daughter or mother dug up and humped?

Good fucking god. Wisconsin: we brought you Ed Gein and Jeff Dahmer too.

Maybe the ice ball can't come soon enough.