Snag takes off for points unknown and the moose community breaks into the bourbon, watches soft core pr0n on the HDTV, and then the inevitable happens:
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Notice it's also cross-species. I believe that would be known as mooscegenation.
I'll bet Stoorn won't be taking this lightly.
At least there weren't wetsuits and a dildo involved.
OMG! I fucking love it. Love. It.
ReplyDeleteYou know he took the photos. You know he did. Then he had the moose for dinner.
yeah, well the statue was askin for it.... just standin there all bronz-y
ReplyDeleteWhere are the moose puns? I don't see no stinkin' moose puns!
ReplyDeleteIgnoring the stupid above...
ReplyDeleteI asked for it like that and Fish didn't bend me over the kitchen table like that! What more does a girl need to do?
Zelmo?!! Zelmo?!!
Ignoring the really stupid above...
ReplyDeleteBut what if that is Snag is the bison statue suit!!! Maybe that's how he lures them to their earthly demise!
ReplyDeleteAG- fish has no legs... he can't manage to bend someone over a table let alone much else. I suggest you think of alternative ways.
Oops... that was supposed to be "in" the bison statue...
ReplyDeleteI've got road hypnosis and can't type yet, as if I ever could.
What, you moosed the "Mooscegenation" in the post?
ReplyDeleteDoes no one READ THE WHOLE THING anymore? I swear, it's like no one is aware of all internet traditions...
BP- while I loved the moose imagery, I'm not sure one pun counts as "moose puns on the hoof". Maybe moose pun, but not puns...
ReplyDeleteI did expect more when I got over here, but only saw AG bagging on fish for not banging her statue-style, with then AG calling for Zelmo, all the while Moot Point was trying to make a point while not scoring any points... Does Zelmo have gifts we don't know about? Does he own a moose suit?
No, he has a zoot suit riot.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fish can take me anyway he wants!
And if the zzzz a-hole is who I think it is -- go away. Seriously. Go away!
Pumpkin, are you and others up for the Chi-town weekend in August? We are making plans and I am wanting to know if you are going to come up and drink and bang a gong with the kewl kids.
AG is looking hot in her weight loss body and brand new attitude. AG dropped about 215 pounds (Let your mind go long) and isn't looking back! Only looking at you, you gorgeous bottle of Zin Sin and Jewish hottie in the window!
Come play with AG!!
of course zelmo has a moose suit. he's bullish that way.
ReplyDeletewhat, jennifer, I gotta come up with alces the moose puns? i remember the days when a frenzy of moosical punnery could be instigated at the drop of an antler.
At least there weren't wetsuits and a dildo involved.
ReplyDeleteWe don't know what happened after the moose took the statute home, (or if he is a Republican)...
BTW my word verification is XYZBP, is there something you are not telling us BP?
We don't know what happened after the moose took the statute home, (or if he is a Republican)...
ReplyDeleteStatute?? Is this an example of statutory rape in the ungulate world?
Also... I thought I saw that moose tapping his foot against the base of the statue. Of course he does have a wide stance.
(BP- glad to see your fly is no longer open.)
There was/is a radio station in Bozeman called "the Moose" that played classic rock hits... a little Bad Company playin' in the background while this was taken?
ReplyDeleteDo you think he smoked a cigar afterwards?
ReplyDeleteWe are not amoosed.
ReplyDeleteSometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but not in this case.
ReplyDeleteyeah, Snag, I'll bet.
ReplyDeleteThat bison costume was itchy, wasn't it?
How about the moose costume BP?
ReplyDeleteThe ability of non-related species to cross-breed is a general mooseconception...
ReplyDeleteMoose off!
ReplyDeleteI must be moosing something.
ReplyDeleteNo, BP but Snag is meesed.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. I read this post and spit out my coffee.
ReplyDeleteFantastic!
A moose once bit my sister...
ReplyDeleteZelmo, that only happens once in a blue moose.
ReplyDeleteI am working a fest this weekend. Guess who I get to serve beverages to?
ReplyDeleteThat's right:
Jon Langford. I might even get to chat him up......
Von- were you working the Folk Music and Roots Fest?? I was there yesterday. The eldest lamblet takes guitar lessons at Old Town and saw the fest being set up so we went back yesterday. Where were you???
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