Rush Limbaugh is an egregious sack of shit. Hates his fellow citizens and, in fact, all of the things that make America a free democratic country.
Plus, he needs Viagra to fuck young girls on Dominican Sex Tours. while he sucks on big fat Cuban cigars, completely ignorant of the homosexual subtext.
While I am certainly not inciting someone to anally rape him with a shotgun while forcing him to fellate large black men, tattoo "I love Hillary" on his ass, and then steal his car, I can dream of that....
I thought it was young boys...
ReplyDeleteOh, no Jennifer. I would imagine that he has no problem at all getting it up for young boys.
ReplyDeleteBut when he's down there with his frat-boy Republican buddies, he's gotta make sure he gets it on hetero-stylee to impress his cronies.... there's where he needs the little blue pills.
I imagine.
Good point.
ReplyDeleteAG will do it. No charge!
ReplyDeleteUrrrr.... this is what you dream about?
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm not a big fan of Freudian Pahsychology, and Rush is egregious, but... well... really?
You may want to visit a therapist. Soon. I think if you explain your dream, they'll fit you in ASAP.
Clearly my epistles on forgiveness have not taken hold.
dude.... I was satirizing what Limbaugh said.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll forgive that fat bastard when he steps the fuck offa my airwaves.
But c'mon - I know my worldview is darker than your own, Rebecca, (and given the shit I am eating on a daily basis, I certainly do reserve the right to be a gloomy gus) but I'm starting to think you just come over here to berate me for being negative.
Literalist.
Actually, Nick, I can find lots of pleasure in the world around me. You have, I think managed to develop a one- hell, a half-dimensional view of me through this bloggo.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy music, of course, and art and architecture and my family and theater and creating things and working on my house and even my work on most days and even that stupid dog....
...but they don't inspire me to write. I write about the things that bother me and yes, enrage me. It may be half-assed therapy, but it is mine own and I don't worry too much if the people on the other end of these digital realms are particularly offended.
Look at how often my posts go without comments. It doesn't bother me; I'm writing for myself. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like the back and forth we sometimes get, we even manage to make Zelmo come out of his frickin shell once in a while (a feat that is rarely if ever accomplished in meatspace) but if a post goes uncommented, it doesn't bother me.
So dude, thanks for the concern and all but lighten up. I'm not going to kill anybody.
If anyone needs to see a therapist, it is not Billy P., Nick.
ReplyDeleteI would advise against practing medicine without a license. AG will have K-Unit haul your ass into court so quickly for that.
wait - K. is an attorney
ReplyDeleteOh, no. O no no no.
When I DO dream of Rush, it's those three Canucks, not El Bloato.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I will concede that may demonstrate even deeper problems...
I know, I know. It's one of my many flaws.
ReplyDeleteNo, the flaw was that she confessed to working for a rich firm. That was when we had to vote her off the RoD blog island.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding! We heart K-Unit.
Just goes to show you can't figure out what people do on the intertoobz.
ReplyDeleteJust don't anybody tell me AG is a doctor, or PP is a scientist....
But it is way too obvious that Zelmo is a short-order cook...
BP, it is pretty obvious that Zelmo is a refugee from Krypton. I believe his full name is Zelmo-El.
ReplyDeleteEither that or he is a member of Dr. Teeth's Electric Boogaloo.
Either of those likelihoods make that nickname (if it is even a nickname) way cooler than Chuckles.
Here's an on-topic question: Why are all these white republican't jackasses always so damn corpulent? Even fTucker Carlson is heading toward the hog.
Chuckles, I think T-bag was always headed that way.
ReplyDeleteYou're close Chuckles, but it's actually DARTH Zelmo.
ReplyDeleteAnd I did play a gig with the Electric Mayhem back in '75. They needed some bagpipes for a Scottish number.
BP, you want fries with that?
Z, you do NOT want me to start sending things back....
ReplyDeleteHey, what do I have to do to get banned around here?
ReplyDeleteUmm... yeah, I'm not really that thick. Just 'cause I watch Nascar and don't reflexively vote Democrat doesn't mean I can't recognize humor. Now, some of you on the other hand....
ReplyDeleteI know that it wasn't meant literally. Nor do I think you necessarily need to see a therapist, BP. I am also fairly confident that I am not the one who needs to lighten up.
You guys take yourselves WAAAYYYY too seriously.
I will add [tongue-in-cheek] [/tongue-in-cheek] boxes next time then, shall I?
Sheez.
mmmyyyeaahhhh... if you could just do that, that'd be greeeaaat, mmmmkay?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think you're also behind in your TPS reports.
Sorry for the miscommunication. That's one for your side.
Yeah most people vote reflective. How's those gas prices for you?
ReplyDeleteSure glad I didn't vote reflexively for such bullshit!
Z-unit, get a blog dudeee.
Blog, blog, blog. Who's got the time?
ReplyDeleteI'd rather just irritate Mr. P.
I hear that, Z. I totally do.
ReplyDeleteI blog for the fame and potential for Chelsea Clinton's number. Purely for the digits.
It's true. He's cute when he's pissed. Sooo cute.
Like when he comments like a whore all over the web-bed and doesn't come to your place. I guess he's the difference between a bitch and a slut:
The slut sleeps with everyone, the bitch sleeps with everyone but AG!
I thought it was the other way around.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't let Zelmo fool you. He's got nothing BUT time. That is, when he's not violating mailboxes.
His pastimes are appalling. Seriously. Just ask him about the goats.
I thought Nick was the only one that came over here just to rattle my cage.
ReplyDeleteNo, no don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel.
ReplyDeleteGoats need love too.
ReplyDeleteVonage!!
ReplyDeleteA goat owner will get nothing but love. Rock on with yer bad self Z!
Eff BP!
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