Friday, September 22, 2006

All The Pain Money Can Buy

This one is going out to old Torturin' George and the New Inquisition Three: McCain, Warner, and Graham.
Not to mention X-Treme Interrogration Mark Green!

New Rule: In order to vote for 'alternative interrogation techniques' you must first endure the exact same techniques yourself.

Hey, Nice job fellas. Thanks for bringing us down to the moral level of the terrorists, as well as doing a more-than-passable re-creation of the Soviet Union, KGB stylin'.

Nuff said. Any more and I'll never stop spewing. Here's the Random Friday Musical Toot, with no mulligans, no self scoring, just straight Digital awesome. 17,795 songs, 71 gigs.

1. It Gets Crazy from the album “Nexterday (iTunes Bonus Track)” by Ric Ocasek Sounds like the Cars. Hmmm.
2. (Don't Fear) The Reaper (Bonus Track) from the album “Agents Of Fortune (Remaster)” by Blue Öyster Cult Buck Dharma on a four track doing the demo. Interesting archeological tidbit, sounding appropriately home-grown for 1973.
3. Play from the album “Join The Dots: B-Sides & Rarities 1978-2001(Disc 3)” by The Cure Wouldn't it have been funny if this had come up with the track 'Torture'?
4. Purple Haze from the album “Join The Dots: B-Sides & Rarities 1978-2001(Disc 3)” by The Cure Two in a row? That's- inconceivable!
5. Think It Over (Live) from the album “Exclusive” by The Thorns Matthew Sweet, Shawn Mullins, and Pete Droge join for some mellow folk-rock and sweet harmonies. Any resemblance to the Eagles is inconceivable.
6. One Prayer Answered from the album “The Seven Autumn Flowers” by Trembling Blue Stars Formed after the Field Mice broke up. Twee british pop in the vein of the Smiths.
7. Harvester Of Eyes [Live] from the album “On Your Feet Or On Your Knees” by Blue Öyster Cult Lots of coubles today.
8. Don't Do Me Like That from the album “Damn the Torpedoes (Reissue Remastered)” by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
9. Old Mother Reagan from the album “Viva Wisconsin” by Violent Femmes An Oldie.
10. Caroline Says from the album “The Soft Boys 1976-1981” by The Soft Boys



And the Bonus go out to the Poll-Smokin Dems, who have not the cojones amongst them to oppose a bill giving a bullying sociopath the “option” of torture (uh huh- give a guy who liked to blow op frogs with firecrackers, and shoot his siblings with air rifles, an “option” for “Alternative interrogation methods” . Bushy can resist those like he can resist a nice tall glass of single malt.). Nice job guys. Hey, here's an idea: give us a reason to vote FOR you this fall, don't just count on your opponents to be revolting enough, howzabout?


11. Hurt Hurts from the album “Mondo Bongo” by The Boomtown Rats
12. Torture from the album “Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me” by The Cure
13. Pain (Flush The Fashion Version) from the album “The Life And Crimes Of Alice Cooper (Disc 3)” by Alice Cooper
14. Killing An Arab from the album “Staring At The Sea: The Singles 1979-1985” by The Cure
15. Do You Really Want To Hurt Me from the album “Why Do Birds Sing?” by Violent Femmes
16. King Of Pain from the album “Live! (Disc 2)” by The Police


And one more, for the Filibuster:

No One Gets Hurt from the album “The Its” by The Its
Those weren't random. Sometimes I feel like Fletcher Christian.

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