That's not really funny

How stupid does he think Americans are? Or is he really that stupid himself?

Does the violence tend to be up during the summer, in the spring, summer and fall months? Yes it does. And it tends to decline during the winter period. Does that represent failed policy? I don’t know. I would say not.

That's the only Secretary of Defense we've got, Rumsfeld, blaming the surging violence in Iraq on the weather. Can I get a 'Pshaw!' or maybe a 'Bastard!' ? Thank you!

This man is:

1. Cerfiably insane;
2. Cynically playing on the ignarance and apathy of the typical American;
3. Living in an alternate universe;
4. Completely incompetent;
5. Cravenly grasping at any rationalization to avoid the obvious conclusion that he and his colleagues have totally screwed the pooch;
6. All of the above, and he's innately evil, to boot.

It's all he can do to avoid the top of his head opening up and the festering demon within popping out, like an old animation from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Jack Murtha should walk up to him, pull those glasses off his prevaricating puss and stomp them, then kick Rumsfeld squarely in both shins.

Honoring our troops? This man sent them to be killed, for political games, and is blithely ignoring the increasingly dangerous and unsupportable position that he's put them in, just so he can avoid blame. He's the worst kind of craven, squittering political weasel. He makes Nixon look like a towering statesman. He gives Machiavellianism a bad name.

Every relative of every soldier that has died or been gravely wounded in Iraq should line up to kick this egregious cobag right in the ass, until his jockeys are hanging around his neck and he can taste his own balls.


Sheesh. And I was in a good mood after the eels show last night. Now I just need a drink.