Meanwhile, I can't make a fucking living.
Well, maybe tomorrow's election will provide source for optimism.
Maybe, but I won't hold my breath.
Oh fuck it, you know what I mean.
I need to go vote, then I will just sit and stare at this all day (courtesy Sadly, No and T&U):
Hey look MOAR meritocracy!! Idiocracy here we come. I hope I like the taste of Brawndo.
Three words: Second Amendment Remedies.
ReplyDeleteM. Bouffant Johnson is right.
ReplyDeleteAll you gotta do is become a Republican.
ReplyDeleteIf only it were that simple, Fish!
ReplyDeleteRepublicans: awesome stewards of tax dollars.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Really not in the mood.
You want to make a fucking living? You have to stand on the street corner.
ReplyDeleteMeh. Really not in the mood.
ReplyDeleteHey, massive disinterest is probably the best way to get me doing FYF again.
You have to stand on the street corner.
What about sleeping on a steam grate?
Fucking idiot college dropout makes 80 grand a year by being some rich douchebag's son. Why am I surprised?
OK, I read the article. That's depressing.
ReplyDeleteI need more swimming turtles STAT, thundra!!
ReplyDeleteAll you gotta do is become a Republican.
ReplyDeleteOK, so how do I do that? Do I fuck around on my wife BEFORE I do the sawzall self-lobotomy, or after? And do I need to believe in my soul to sell it?
I did get a laugh out of "adultery sex poodle".
ReplyDeleteOops, "adultery sex poodle girlfriend"...
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, I can't make a fucking living.
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling. Watch swimming turtles, it helps a little.
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I need to go vote, then I will just sit and stare at this all day (courtesy Sadly, No and T&U):
ReplyDeleteGoing to vote, looking at kittens... you're turning into her, old chum!
Are you voting that @sshole Judge out of office (I hope!), ZRM?
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done and done, thundra. At least I hope so.
ReplyDeleteAnd if the Mekons bless us, a Democratic progressive as County Exec to replace The Imperial Turdwaffle.
I AM FLYING INTO A KITTEH RAGE!!!
ReplyDeleteQ: Where were you when the revolution started?
ReplyDeleteA: WISCONSIN!!!!
BADGERS!!!!!
Y'know, breaking shit can make a real positive emotional difference.
ReplyDeleteThe thing my ex-wife understood so clearly is that the key is that you need to focus on breaking OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.
Do not EVER get so pissed that you break your own shit. Sandra used to fascinate me - totally lost in a foggy ragey rage fog, even so she could ONLY lay her hands on MY shit to fling it with great, angry velocity, even with her eyes screwed closed in angry tears.
But after the makeup sex, the only things I was repairing were my things.
Dammit
Can't get much closer.
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Pretty sure it will go to a recount.
ReplyDeleteEau Claire has a bunch of paper ballots to count yet, and Milwaukee just started with the absentee ballots. Still a chance for Kloppenberg to come out on top in the initial count.
At least Abele won Milwaukee County in a landslide.
Fuck. It's at 200 votes.
ReplyDeleteOut of 1.5 million cast.
Again, I call shenanigans...
ReplyDeleteI'm certain that if touch screens were used, it wouldn't have been close.
ReplyDeleteAs I monitored the returns last night, there were a big chunk of precincts in Waukesha County outstanding for quite some time. not only did that County go for Pross-head 77%, I kind of expected them to come in late, in just big enough numbers that they would put Pross-State comfortably ahead. They came in pretty much empty though.
I have thought that I should move to Waukesha County, just so I can irritate all my neighbortrons as "That fuckin' librul". And then design and build a house that they don't like, also.
I wouldn't waste any time trying to annoy. It's too easy. Besides... Waukesha??? Gasp.
ReplyDeleteOf course you knew I meant annoy THEM. It's easy to annoy THEM... not that you easily annoy others... Geesh. I'm doing too much back-pedaling today.
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