Sunday, October 24, 2010

Friends of P

BREAKING NEWS:


I DON'T GIVE TWO TIN SHITS ABOUT JUAN WILLIAMS.

15 comments:

  1. NOR ME!!!
    Wolverinessssss!!!

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  2. Yeah? Well I don't care two tugs on a dead dingo's dick about how much you don't care about Juan Williams.

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  3. The dingo doesn't have much of a view on the issue either.

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  4. Those who can muster two tin shits should eat fewer cans.

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  5. So, you're saying you wouldn't eat his brane?

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  6. 1. Dingos ate my baby
    2. I agree Z, I couldn't care less about that guy

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  7. So, you're saying you wouldn't eat his brane?

    first he's got to provide evidence he has one.

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  8. I suspect the second tug on the dead dingo's dick would be much less satisfying than the first.

    To the tugger, I mean. The assumption is that the tuggee wouldn't have an opinion on the topic.

    And, for that matter, the outcome of the second tug would likely depend upon how long the dingo had been deceased.

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  9. Mikey just made me spit pop all over my desk.

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  10. I admit, I need reading glasses. But I don't have a job, so that's for another time. But that means that eight point text on the screen can get blurred, and some letters are wicked hard to see.

    So when I saw the second "p" in "pop" in Von's comment above as an "o" instead of a "p", well, you can imagine my consternation.

    Two dingos, one cup?

    W/V seeks to reassure: saright

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  11. So you don't even Juan to eat his brains?

    I sometimes wonder if you're really a zombie, ZRM. And I don't think there were very many brains in the vodka shrimp pasta. Also.
    ~

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  12. Von just made me pop spit all over my desk.

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  13. I would love to be censored into a $2 million dollar contract.

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