One of my favorite statements on fucknozzle Breitbart to date:
Andrew Breitbart may be a skeevy coprophage who gobbles shit with an enthusiasm that'd make a dung fly say, "Whoa, leave some for the rest of us," he may have sucked off Matt Drudge as hard as a Hoover set on "deep pile," and he may be a self-aggrandizing whore who buffs his shaved balls so they're nice and shiny for Sean Hannity, but that motherfucker knows how to sell a lie. He lies like lies are bullets and the truth is a mob of hungry zombies.
El Rudo, of course. But hey dude, let's ease back on the zombie hate, hey?
Of course, without egregious media complicity, this gig would be impossible.
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