Whatever.
Meanwhile, I attended a party over the weekend where I swear to Cookie Jesus that someone dropped their drawers in the middle of the party and relieved himself in front of everyone.
The world is a bad, bad, place!
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LOL, a little more prissy than most men's rooms. It is definitely acceptable to take a urinal next to another man if there is no way to have a one-urinal buffer between you. However, it is not acceptable to then look over and say "nice penis."
ReplyDeleteThere's a science fiction novel in which the bathroom taboos are vital: someone builds some kinda contraption in there and nobody dares to say a goddamn word.
ReplyDeleteWas it an Asimov robot story?
It was a Tom Waits song.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Jack Vance. BBBB will know.
ReplyDeleteI am still baffled that someone created this video and then posted it to the internets.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with people?!
Not Jack Vance, to my knowledge.
ReplyDeleteDid piss-boy get the piss beaten out of him by the other guests?
No, he did not.
ReplyDeleteIt was sooo wrong!
Also wrong, I bought a case of cherry wheat Sam Adams. People had them before I had one. That's not right.
Next time -- feckin' Coors Lights for those tools.
The Brooklyn Ale will stay in my trunk!
Pretty sure the thing was Asimov. What's built is some kind of beam that makes a robot go crazy or something like that.
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