Friday, April 30, 2010

Darkness On The Edge Of Town

via digby, this.


OK, sweet living fuck, how coked up do you have to be to put that out there?  In this cobag's defense, he (given the whiny passive-aggressive loopiness on display, there's no way it was a woman) wasn't drug-addled enough to put his name on it like Santelli did.

Go ahead and continue to take us down, but you’re only going to hurt yourselves. What’s going to happen when we can’t find jobs on the Street anymore? Guess what: We’re going to take yours. 

give it a try, fuckbag.  What in your air-conditioned coddled lifestyle gives you the faintest idea that you are prepared to actually work for a living?  spend ten years waiting tables to put yourself through college, THEN work your way up from the bottom.  Here's a fresh news tip, free for you:  Outside of the Financial Services Lamprey, you are qualified to do... exactly nothing of value.  I bet you fuck up your lawn too.

We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position. 

yeah, that's gotta do wonders for your concentration.  No wonder you fucked up the economy so bad. 

We don’t demand a union. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension. 

That's because you don't work a physically taxing job that breaks your body leaving you unable to work by 50.  Try this line of argument with a few masons or steelworkers or miners.

Do you really think that we are incapable of teaching 3rd graders and doing landscaping?

Yes.  For the love of Dog, YES.  Did you really want an answer to that question?  Those things take skill, knowledge, dedication, self-sacrifice, and  empathy.  Tomorrow morning I will be spending a couple of hours teaching pre-schoolers, and from experience, I will tell you face to face, just before I kick you in the head, that it the most wearying thing I ever do.  8 year olds would eat a whining pusbag like you without even breaking a sweat.

I’ll be hitting grounders to the high school baseball team for $5k extra a summer,

shyeah.  Where does any public school pay a guy 5K for a couple of hours work a week over summer break?  Again, this supreme fucknugget shows he has no knowledge of actual real world conditions other than Glenn Beck's blackboard and Rush Limbaugh's insane taint.

No more free rides on our backs. We’re going to landscape our own back yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

This is the central shit nugget that makes me zombie.  To this motherfucker, all working americans only exist to serve his exalted needs, and if he goes Galt (and not soon enough, you over privileged  prancing egomaniac) nobody else will take his place?  And how many 80 thousand dollar cars were these smug shitstains buying, anyway?

The banks have already stopped loaning money.  The credit economy is busted, the money has dried up for everybody except the sociopaths who call themselves Masters Of The Universe.  Except they broke it, we're paying the price already, and this guy not only wants to be compensated handsomely for doing so, he wants - no, DEMANDS - that every body below his station kiss his balls also?

Look, this is how much I loathe your smug fucking inflated opinion of yourself and your talentless job and useless "industry" (scare quotes because it MAKES EXACTLY NOT ONE FUCKING THING);  If you came to me to design your multimillion dollar house and renovate your office, I would throw you the fuck out of my little struggling office. 

Go Galt already, you sad white collar piece of  effluent.  Get the fuck out.  Hide in your gated community.  Mow your own fucking lawn, and tell yourself how self-sufficient you are.  JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Because I have a pitchfork and torch concession right outside your lily-white suburb, and much more of this kind of privileged wanking will make it a banner year for that business.

14 comments:

  1. I didn’t hear America complaining when the market was roaring to 14,000 and everyone’s 401k doubled every 3 years

    You were not listening.

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  2. I work with these people.

    Meegan McCardle is not interested in your facts, and such as.
    ~

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  3. OK, no more snark directed at thunder. He's paying his dues.

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  4. We don’t retire at 50 with a pension.

    No one does anymore because the pensions are gone! Poof!

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  5. We’re used to not getting up to pee when we have a position.

    Then you ought to be ready to work at the Ford plant, asshole. Try living a life where they actually monitor whether you go to the bathroom or not.

    No more free rides on our backs. We’re going to landscape our own back yards, wash our cars with a garden hose in our driveways. Our money was your money. You spent it. When our money dries up, so does yours.

    This is, of course, after his 12hour/day work week. Good fucking luck with that pal.

    I personally liked this one:

    So now that we’re going to be making $85k a year without upside, Joe Mainstreet is going to have his revenge, right? Wrong!

    Ahem, fact check.
    $85K would put him in the top 23% of household incomes in the country. Way to fucking tighten your belt asshole.

    These cobnuggets don't have a fucking clue what most people in the country have to deal with. I'm coming to ZRM's party, pitchfork in hand.

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  6. Cobnugget. I forgot to call him that, nice catch Mr. Fish.

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  7. Our money was your money.

    You trusted us to invest it wisely.

    You spent it.

    Actually, you didn't, but we bought a bunch of moonbeam futures with it, and shit happened.

    When our money dries up, so does yours.

    Well, except for the fact that yours done dried up already, or flowed upward, to keep our wealth wells primed.

    Too bad he didn't use his real name.

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  8. Too bad he didn't use his real name.

    He probably has an overdue masturbation copy of Little Women from his junior high library.

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  9. Stupid entitled people are stupid and entitled.
    Great post!!

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  10. I think you're all being too harsh.

    On second thought, no you're not.

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  11. Awesome post. Frat rats--love it. This shitstain doesn't have a clue what hard work is. If he ever does, he'll be the guy who talks shit about his coworkers and tries to dump work on others. In which case I hope he gets his ass kicked or fired for cause.

    It's hard to describe how incredibly easy it is to make money off of financial churn, as opposed to creating or making things which is the actual in fact basis of the economy, not funny money loose lending uncle sawbucks liquidity froth.

    When the economy is working well--well-regulated, to coin a phrase--, the stock market is boring. cf: 50's and 60's.

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  12. Do you suppose he might be surprised at the people he'll meet, the things they care about, and the weapons they depend upon?

    Do you suppose that it's possible he'll seek to engage, only to be devoured by the very denizens of the world that he no longer seeks to employ?

    Do you suppose, when the fire burns and the bodies lie in the streets and he comes looking for some kind of support, offering his wealth, that he will be anything but another gutted cow on the side of the road.

    His world offered wealth and comfort. Let him come over to my world. We'll ask him, ONCE, what he brings on offer. We'll ask him, a second time, what he brings that we cannot simply take.

    We won't ask him a third time...

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  13. (golf claps)

    Sailor Jerry's & cola, mikey?

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