The Return of AG

I don't want to talk about it. So, here you go:

1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Anything but someone asking me for money.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Mostly, yes. I generally use the Dorothy baskets because I live alone and it restricts my purchases.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Talker.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Get off my lawn!
5. Are you an active person?
What are we talking about here?
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
I’d go home with Gilligan and the film crew at the end of the day.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Do I have to put a quarter in first?

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Camp was for kids whose parents did not love them in my mother’s mind.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Mental head games with adults.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you?
It’s not my shtick to go for married people.
11. Are you judgemental?
I judge you for asking me that.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Years ago I did and it was easier. Now, I do not and it’s much harder, but better this way.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I prefer to be pursued. However, I’ve more recently learned that you can put your hazards on and see what happens.
14. Use three words to describe yourself:
Fan Fucking Tastic.

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I would choose neither. Next, question.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Aren’t we all in some way?
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
What kind and for what purpose?
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save?
My life and Tamora’s.
19. How often do you read books?
Are you the library police? Look, I am not paying you that 20.00 for being late by five days.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Certainly not the past while I am slouching more towards present and less on the future.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
One that has porn in it.
22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends?
Um, that’s not something I care to discuss here.
23. How tall are you?
About this high and able to ride all the good rides.
24. Where is your ideal house located?
Not near yours.
25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies?
On who and for how long?
26. Last person you talked to?
The wine store clerk, if Tamora does not count.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Sure
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Never because my taste buds would revolt.
29. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Poking the jerk who made this meme in the eye.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Liquor Land and let me tell you – it was worth it.
31. Where is your current pain at?
At? Could we discuss grammar here? I refuse to answer this question until the question is corrected.
32. Do you like mustard?
On what and brand, please?
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I look like your mom. I don't really know what that means, but...
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Long enough.
36. Can you do a split?
Yeah, some bananas, a little iced cream - delicious.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Something independent and interesting.
38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
This is the most fucked up question I have read today and I’ve seen a lot of fucked up stuff today.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Oy. We can all pretty much guess what I did.
40. Do you think "The Grudge" was scary?
I don't know.
41. What was the cause of your last accident?
I moved to Pennsyltucky in 2007. Mea culpa.
42. How much money do you have on you right now?
How much are you leaving on the night table?
43. What are you drinking?
Wine
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Your mom was the cheerleader I made out with.
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
What is the purpose of this question? Oh, and I answered the question in that question.
46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
Are you kidding me?
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Not nearly enough.
48. Do you like Carebears?
Yeah, they are great for target practice and watching my cat destroy.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
A ticket?
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes and I know how to take your money too.
51. Do you wear your seat belt?
I should hope so.
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Clothes.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
I'm from the suburbs of New York. Do I need to say more?
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Mine or others?
55. Is your tongue pierced?
Yes - wait, no.
56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper?
Let’s not fire that one up today, shall we?
57. What's you favorite NFL team?
Rocky Top, uh, the Harlem Globetrotters
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
For fucks sake.
59. Ever been to Vegas?
What happens there stays there.
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
I told someone to fuck off on Friday night in Italian and called another a species of assholes in French. So, no.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Yes
63. Do you hate chocolate?
With almost as much passion as I hate stupid questions.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
I only fight with other peoples' parents.
65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now?
Oh, I hope so.
66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?
Santa can blow me.
67. What's your favorite preparation for eggs?
Cooked.
68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
Queen of the Universe, oh wait…
69. Are you easy to get along with?
Fuck you!
70. What is your favorite time of day?
Any time that I am doing what I want to do.
71. Who was your best girlfriend/boyfriend?
It would be easier to list who was the worst.
72. Who do you hate?
I don’t hate. I just order deaths.
73. Would ever date your first love again?
No
74. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Yes
75. Current mood?
Furry