Thursday, December 10, 2009

Happy Chanukah




Tonight is not only shabbat, but it marks the start of Chanukah 2009.

AG went out with the Jews last night for vodkas and latkes. AG was behaved and did not refer to anyone's S.O. as a 'shiksa' this year or over indulge in libations. Baby steps.

Tonight AG will be celebrating deep in the heart of the forests of the Keystone State. AG is supplying the menorah and candles while others are on brisket, sufganyiot, and latke duty. And Manischewitz. (Dear Hanukkah Harry, please gift non kosher AG beschert beverages this year!) Now, if AG can work on getting others to think it's like New Years during candle lighting, it truly will be a miracle. AG has talents. Anything is possible according to the bathroom stall wall. The fact that someone is allowing the religion inside tonight is a miracle. Baby steps.

Happy Chanukah to our Jewish readers and Happy-We-Do-Not-Want-You and You are not part of the Chosen People to the rest of you. AG will give all of you this as your gift.

Posted by Adorable Girlfriend at 3:36 PM

8 comments:

  1. Bee12/12/2009 10:50 AM

    Nice cakes - very funny :)

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©12/12/2009 1:51 PM

    Back Atcha!
    ~

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  3. almostinfamous12/13/2009 12:47 PM

    waht this guy said

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  4. fish12/14/2009 6:55 PM

    Pink and purple. Where are the doilies?

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  5. Snag12/14/2009 9:53 PM

    I don't believe in much, but I do believe in latkes.

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  6. fish12/14/2009 10:24 PM

    Then Von is your new god.

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  7. Adorable Girlfriend12/15/2009 9:48 AM

    Fish is banned. Thanks for playing!

    Snag, I think I double heart you for that comment.

    Thunder, you rock! I shared that with one of Brandeis' metal head law school former classmates. He loved it!

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonald12/15/2009 10:54 AM

    jeez, and people complained about MY color schemes

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