Tuesday George:
Cats have a quality I find admirable: blamelessness. When a cat makes a mistake, he doesn't accept responsibility or show embarrassment. If he does something really stupid, like jumping onto a table and landing in four separate coffee cups, somehow he passes the whole thing off as routine. Dogs aren't like that. If a dog knocks over a lamp, you can tell who did it by looking at the dog; he acts guilty and ashamed. Not the cat. When a cat breaks something, he simply moves along to the next activity.
Wait... did I travel through a wormhole while sleeping?? Did the sun rise in the West??? Does this say it's a post by ZRM??
ReplyDeletePost... ZRM...
Does not compute...
I also loved the part about cats always looking like they're trying on new contact lenses. :)
Hi Jennifer! Thanks for bustin my chops.
ReplyDeleteDown to just a couple of medium size alligators. What? What do you mean, "drain the swamp"?
Lighten up, Francis.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I drain the swamp a few times a year... it's called my basement.
FYI- I've added a new category.
ReplyDeleteIf a dog knocks over a lamp, you can tell who did it by looking at the dog; he acts guilty and ashamed.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't met some of the dogs I'll be visiting this Thanksgiving. They happily move right along to the next activity: breaking more stuff, eating people food off the table/counter (they're big dogs...and that food is sitting there right at chin height!), and such as.
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You needed a new lamp anyway.
ReplyDeletetrust a cat to know.
ReplyDeleteThe Great Big Irish Wolfhound says: You didn't want that turkey anyways.
ReplyDeleteIt would just make you fat, whereas the effort of cleaning up my turkey dinner (for the entire family) vomit (In Out Turkey!) helps keep you slim.
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Thunder- your comments remind me of when one of my dogs brought home a neighbor's pie. They had put it out to cool... my dog showed up at our backdoor with a steaming pie. :)
ReplyDeleteCats also have the uncanny ability to leap onto a man's crotch regardless of how he is laying on the bed.
ReplyDeleteAlso they poop. Who thought that was a good feature?
ReplyDeleteGolden retrievers, evidently. Yay, a food pre-processer!
ReplyDeletethis comment thread has already ended up on POOP?
ReplyDeleteWhat is this, Sadly, No?
Cats also have the uncanny ability to leap onto a man's crotch regardless of how he is laying on the bed.
ReplyDeleteThey are just looking for a good scratching post.