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Here is your chance. Get on it! Make our resident DC boy, Chuckles proud!
Posted by Adorable Girlfriend at 1:01 PM
zombie blog lurches back into life.
The sun rose that day like any other September day in Washington. Clear, warm, and surprisingly terror-free. Little did the world know that its view of the lower Manhattan skyline would change forever. But I knew. I knew what evil lurks in the hearts of men, and I had that eldritch power to cloud men's minds to make myself invisible. Thus did I, Richard B. Cheney, become the greatest of great men - the reviled visionary. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Al-Qaeda, for the Secret Service are with me. And on that day, as I walked through that valley, clouding minds and knowing hearts, did the world change forever - in my image.
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why must you come here and flirt shamelessly with AG with goodies like that. OK, Fish and K-Unit, the gauntlet is down... Where are my blogger peeps to top that?
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