Go here and look at the top right corner underneath the moveable text. This site reminded me of a 50th birthday party I attended in Brooklyn a few years ago. The party was held at a Russian nightclub by my then Ukrainian neighbors. At the end of the night we were all loading into their SUV as some Hasidim approached us with some Jesus-is-Magic materials. Just as we're about to close our doors, one of the Hasidim men approach an employee of my neighbor. The Hasidim tells the man to take the leaflet because he must answer to his employer. To which the Ukrainian replies while pointing at my neighbor, "This guy is my employer and he has no more work for me tonight." The Hasidim shakes his head and as he begins to walk away, the Ukrainian says to him, "Are you going to the unemployment office?"
Good times. Now go order your free bottle of Jesus becuase you know you totally want to!
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Perfect Day Ruined
3 hours ago
Christ is their CEO? Does that make the apostles the shareholders?
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, He would actually pay His taxes, rather than arguing a religious exemption.
The other night I drank TWO bottles of jesus. I'm not sure what happened, but when I woke up my palms were REALLY sore and these twelve doods were hanging around the condo talking about bread and fish.
ReplyDeleteI'm like, doods, don't you watch "Top Chef"? Bread and fish, and just any old jug wine? It's like they were outta my mom's cooking school in the fifties, just thaw and serve.
It was kind of hard to follow after that. They kept saying they loved me and I was all, hey, that's cool and all but I'm old and we'll just keep it platonic, hey? And then it started to get really creepy when they started talking about eating me and drinking my blood. Yikes, y'know?
So I called the cops and they came and hauled them all off, 'cept for the one who said his name was Judas, he seemed to know 'em and they walked him down to the corner and let him go....