Sometimes, the things one has to endure for a job can really grind one down. Case in point. Fortunately, the range of duvet patterns were pretty cheery.
Being a helpful zombie, and in recognition of all the services Mr. Snag has provided over the years, we at ZombieCorp have designed, and now unveil - The Snag Manse (otherwise known as PorkCrest):
We hope this helps Our Friend Snag to recover from his ordeal, and suffices to cheer him up to some small extent.
Calling Dr. Freud
6 hours ago
The dead guy on the front lawn is just the kind of touch that is indicative of true architectural genius.
ReplyDeleteI hope the shed in the back is a rendering hut...
The trees are refreshingly stabby.
ReplyDeleteOh, and heh heh.
ReplyDeleteI like that the house is not the same in two of the three pictures. Can anyone else tell me how that is?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, they pay you for this work, Pilgrim? :)
Plus, you know he requires a moose pasture. Geesh.
PorkCrest
ReplyDeleteLOL!!
I love the fleurs.
I'm guessing it's good he has no neighbors...
I could tell you, AG, but it has to do with different points of view....
ReplyDeleteSeriously, they pay you for this work
well, not for tHIS one; I make a gift of it to Befouled.... you probably couldn't afford me though. :) right back atcha.
J, I wonder if Mandos will recognize the source for the wall texture? Lot of work for a small joke.
Are the doors large enough for him to get the freezer in that he needs to store all the meat he purchases?
ReplyDeleteJ, I wonder if Mandos will recognize the source for the wall texture? Lot of work for a small joke.
ReplyDeleteI hope so! At first I thought it was Tyvek of some sort and then I recognized the lovely Laugh-In flowers. :)
Our Friend does not require capitalization.
ReplyDeleteWhen We are talking Snagger, it does.
ReplyDeleteBUT: AG, do not get the wrong idea. If you are tempted to build an exquisite, well crafted and sublime domicile for you and yours, and are offering to pay me to do so, I will just say you need not worry about duvet-patterned siding.
ReplyDeleteI don't think so. You might know spelling, grammar not so much in this case.
ReplyDeleteCharge AG? Um, it's usually the other way around.
Well, that other Architect had no pride.
ReplyDeleteI definitely got the duvet reference. Haha.
ReplyDeleteI'm almost speechless and a little choked up. It's beautiful.
ReplyDeleteOne question, though, as my kids will be living there - is it flammable?
Hey, do not knock my other Architect. He is the only thing from my past that that isn't trash.
ReplyDeleteThe shed in back was inspired not just by Snag's hobbies, but as recently seen on a zombie feeshy blog.
ReplyDeleteWhat's he building in there, indeed?
"I heard a lot of sawing, but no hammering."*
* actual quote from one of Jeffrey Dahmer's neighbors
is it flammable?
ReplyDeleteNo way - it's INFLAMMABLE!
Captcha: mammarib.
I thought that shed was where Snag would keep all his hopes and dreams locked up.
ReplyDeleteYou're good with the sketchup, dude.
ReplyDeleteBrando, the man has three boys. His hopes and dreams are gone. Along with his retirement funds.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jack. I've been using Sketchup since it was a 2.0 release. I love it for conceptual work; it's nearly as instinctive as a fistful of Prismacolors...
ReplyDeleteI also use it for presentations and to help generate renderings. It's so much easier than the higher end modeling programs, if a little more cartoon-y.
Unfortunately, it didn't have any moose to put into the picture. You all will have to imagine one inside the shed.
Yet it came with a dead body image...
ReplyDeleteAG has a remarkably good grasp of fatherhood.
ReplyDeleteI think the dead body is Snag... lying there, exposed to the elements and the vultures... while Mrs. Snag saunters inside with Lucy.
ReplyDeleteZRM's sketchups are psychic!
Odd how everyone assumes the prone figure is dead...
ReplyDeleteHmmm.
Just emotionally dead.
ReplyDeleteFish, Mac's Archicad does not come with a deadbody.
ReplyDeleteOnly Clyde. Good ole Golden Globe Award Dude, Clyde.
Clearly, Mac products are less superior because they have no moose and no dead bodies.
I think I have expressed before on this blog to everyone that Mac sucks it hard.
P.S. J-Lo, I think it's Katie's body.
ReplyDeleteNotice how Katie, the dog that the youngest said hated him never gets mentioned anymore. Just Lucy...
Exactly.
AG has a looong memory and she keeps her stalker notes close to her when she blogs. Well, that and her list of people to take out with a laser gun.
ReplyDeleteI think I have expressed before on this blog to everyone that Mac sucks it hard.
Bitter much?
I may have expressed once or twice that I am a die hard Mac user.
It's odd for all the superiority complex Mac users have a tendency toward, it's PC users who have this kind of bitterness.
Hey; I like Macs. You don't have to. I don't give a shit what computey device you use; I know what works best for me...