Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Facecrack

Posted by Adorable Girlfriend at 7:28 AM

6 comments:

  1. Reid Krell3/03/2009 8:33 AM

    That's harsh. But true. That's why I never have anything to do with good-looking women on Facebook.

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  2. Adorable Girlfriend3/03/2009 8:44 AM

    You want to define good looking women on FB, Reid.

    (AG makes popcorn and watches as Chuckles could learn something here too.)

    Oh, and thanks a lot for answering AG's questions about you. Apparentely you want to be elusive and mess with AG's head. Le sigh. AGs and lawyers never fare well.

    Fine. AG has the goyish DOCTOR Fish who pays her about no attention but that is a step up from you my little non mensch!

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  3. Reid Krell3/03/2009 9:04 AM

    Reid believes in letting the good-looking women on Facebook come to him. He might chase, but the initial move has to made by them. Otherwise, he's just really creepy.

    He also didn't notice that AG was asking questions. Point me to 'em, and I will do my best to answer.

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  4. Adorable Girlfriend3/03/2009 9:13 AM

    I am still waiting for that definition of good-looking women vs. assumed not good-looking.

    ((AG looks like the Chesire Cat right now.))

    Might chase? Hmmm. AG puts the moves out in commentos and she gets nothing from you Counselor Jew Boy. What does one have to do to initiate? Stick her va jay jay in your face on Shabbos? (Not that AG wouldn't do that for the right Southern American Jew Boy with a hush puppy in hand!)

    News flash: AG is not your bitch. Find them in comments below.

    Gawd. I am so becoming a lesbian tomorrow (AG does like small perky ones and Chelsea who is sitting in her seat this weekend at CUMC. La. La.) or moving back into the goy department. Speaking of which, AG misses the Architect Boy! (Not Billy Pilgrim, who AG does miss BTW.)

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  5. Reid Krell3/03/2009 9:20 AM

    Good-looking: AG.

    Not good-looking: No one.

    Irrelevant as to looks: Every woman who's not AG.

    And I only have so much time and energy. Time spent being clever on the blog is time that cannot be spent job hunting. And in this economy, job hunting must be job 1.

    And really, AG is no one's bitch. Also no one's Barbie doll.

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  6. Adorable Girlfriend3/03/2009 9:26 AM

    Blah, blah. If you believed that you wouldn't quantify statements with degrees of attractiveness.

    Oink. Oink.

    AG loses another one to the economy. Fuck AG running.

    Tonight she fills out yet another application for medical school. You know, where they are captive to her hotness for four years. Oh, and Jewish and smart. Note: Don't bother wasting time at Harvard Medical School where they are not smart or hot Jews or PENN where they are just not smart, but they do AG's stats for papers and give her an RA to do everything she is supposed to be doing. Thank you HHMI and ABS!!!!

    Wah. Wah.

    Tomorrow -- AG starts fishing off the Jewish doctor pier at work...

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