So, you know I am Jewish, right? Yeah, well apparently in 2009, I am finally expressing the guilt and neurosis gene. (I am so glad I am only now doing this because I would have gone insane by now. Seriously, Woody Allen makes a living putting his in the public eye? Kill. me. now.) My rice bowl was threatened twice within the past sixty days. So, I am putting a stop to it right here and now. Cowboy 1 and Cowboy 2 (Total outsiders, guys. No stalker y'all know. To my knowledge, neither have ever left comments on any blogs AG reads.) said they know things about AG from the blogs. As if real non AG is findable thru the blogs. (Yay, good luck with that.)
So, if you are Cowboy 1 or Cowboy 2, prove it in comments by leaving some love that only AG would know you would know. Otherwise, STFU and let me sleep at night! For the love of all things Manischweitz, do it.
Billy P, sorry for the fridge note but this seems the appropriate place given the lastest round of AG taunting. I swear. Maybe Joe Walsh was right, I should get a limo and lock the doors in case I am attacked. Rock star status is getting sooo old. Really, it is!
Moronic TechBro Cretin Of The Day
1 hour ago
AG! You be back!
ReplyDeleteI am back, at least for a short time.
ReplyDeleteI heart Bossy.
And no, Bossy is not a cowboy. Me thinks Cowboys should stick to what they know: being hot, being Jewish, and very very little about the AG.
I wanna be a cowboy, and you can be my cowgirl.
ReplyDeleteOh Annie, never missing the lyrics!
ReplyDeleteSo, you know I am Jewish, right?
ReplyDeleteNO WAY!!!
Who's Jewish?
ReplyDeletegefilte fish?
ReplyDeleteI'd like Fish to gefilte me. Oh gawd would I like that!
ReplyDeleteSo, Cowboys don't know shit is the moral of the story. Though, one did call me last night. I couldn't take the call and I am not looking forward to following up.