You probably already heard that Caroline Kennedy is no longer chasing former Senator Clinton's Senate seat in the empire state. As soon as I read the headline, I sensed it may have to do with her uncle's collapse earlier this week. Though Ms. Kennedy will neither confirm or deny this accusation, I suspect that and her desire to keep her children out of the spotlight are weighing heavy upon her back right now.
It was shortly after I digested the impact of the headline that it occurred to me that I believe the estate(Ms. Kennedy, to be precise) of former first lady, Jackie Kennedy Onasis, still owns property on Martha's Vineyard in Gay Head, MA. If that is the case, I have to wonder if anyone is speaking with MA Govenor Deval Patrick (D) and US Senator John Kerry (D)about a different Senate seat for Ms. Kennedy.
It may be far fetched, but if it happens -- you heard it here first.
At the very least, please, please, no MA State Senator Stan Rosenberg (D).
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Define "here." Because I heard it
ReplyDeletefrom you this morning whaen it was
just pillow talk. So if here means
EotS, no. But if it means from
you, where my heart is, next to you
in bed, yeah, I totally heard it
here first.
(I love you)
ReplyDeleteJack. I wish I had pillow talk with you this morning. Unfortunately, I had a disagreement instead with someone at 6:30 AM. It was not pretty.
ReplyDeleteWant me to go all Jack on his ass, Doll?
ReplyDeleteP.S. My crystal ball sees Jack getting a verbal tongue bath in the near future and not from the beloved AG.
ReplyDeleteAnd no. I'd just like him to go the fuck away.
ReplyDeleteI am so over the crazy ex thing.
Honestly.
Jackie boy, there is such a thing as boundaries. Take a bloody step back.
ReplyDeleteAt the same time, AG, you're encouraging him a little in this thread. I can understand that pillow talk with Jack is preferable to what happened to you this morning, in the sense that getting a finger cut off is preferable to getting your head cut off, but please don't encourage him unless you intend to.
Oh noes. Oh noooo.
ReplyDeleteSomeone did not just tell AG what to do?
Um, Fish, Chuckles, Billy Rotten, anyon of the hommies, could you refer Reid to AG house rules, please!
Thanks for your input, Reid! However, I leave it up to AG to to tell me in her way how I need to modify my behavior. I love that woman and we have a long friendship filled with a lot of humor.
ReplyDeleteBut with that said, AG, if I've overstepped your boundaries or have offended you in any way, now or ever, I apologize. I'm crazy about you and hurting you is the last thing I want.
I'm not, in any way, telling AG what to do. I'd never do that.
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying that if it's your intent to encourage Jackie boy, that you should keep doing so. If it's not, then perhaps certain things should be reconsidered.
And Jackie boy, I apologize if it seemed like I was telling you what to do. But there's a fine line between flirty-funny and flirty-creepy. You gotta walk that line careful.
Reid,
ReplyDeleteYou're not listening, but I'm going to respond anyway.
You saw something you personally didn't like and made an assumption that AG wouldn't, either. While you say otherwise, you're indirectly telling AG that she might be unaware of how she's being treated. A real friend would have asked the lady what she prefers. Shouldn't that be what dictates how she's treated?
I think your real motivation was to aggrandize yourself at my expense; making yourself a knight in shining armor, coming heroically to AG's defense. It doesn't look like that worked out.
Don't call me Jackie boy. I'm not going anywhere, so either ignore me, get used to it, or hold your tongue. I'd prefer that if you see me comment, you walk down the other side of the commenting street, as it were.
I'm done with this conversation, but you'll feel free to add what you like, of course.
OK, loves. I heart both of you. Reid is correct there is a line Jack. I would soo love to be yours but you have a lovely wife and you're not Jewish. Dr Fish gets away with it because he's DOCTOR Fish, he shops at fancy Seattle based dept stores, and he made AG French toast with flowers when he had to eat crow once.
ReplyDeleteReid on the other hand is Jewish, hot as the day is long in Mexico, and will have two titles beyond Mistah soon enough. The issue is whether he can handle an AG.
And so, I will leave to the jury to wonder who AG will schtup.
Bottom line; don't get AG kicked off this blog, but show Fish how to treat someone who just wants to make him hoagies and have his babies!