Fecking RoD is down again. I swear. That thing is down more than Midniter on his twinkie boy toy!
So, now I have to come here and whore for details on Dr. Simon Barak Caine. Seriously. AG is wanting to be spanked by this hottie.
Z-Unit has been replaced!
[EDIT FROM ROTTEN MCDONALD]
Sorry AG, but I much prefer Jill Sobule:
So much more genuine and cheerful, and most importantly less heteronormative....
--- We now return to the Emergency Dating Services in progress --
Gone, but not forgotten.
ReplyDeleteSheeesh, AG, you bump my McCain FAIL post off the top....
ReplyDeleteYeah, Zelmo comes and goes.....
ReplyDeleteSo, AG, if you accomplish hookup, does EotS get a pimp fee?
Whoa - I smell copyright violation. Or at least a Sobule/Perry cage match. Or maybe they could just kiss and make up.
ReplyDeleteYou will get a pimp fee. No problem! And you can be a bridesmaid at our wedding.
ReplyDeleteAnd heteronormative? Seriously. That video is a product of the patriarchy.
ummm, AG, I think we crossed meanings.
ReplyDeleteI MEANT that the KP vid is a product of the patriarchy. Sobule's seems to be a more healthy exploration of gender experimentation, while the KP is totally playing to the "Girls Gone Wild" typology....
You're not srsly saying that Katy Perry is playing that as a lesbian?
Maybe I just don't get the kids nowadays. Hmpf.
Now Get Offa My Lawn.
Plus, I would like to say, Mr KWB, that the sentiments in this post do not represent the sentiments of the Rotten people who lurk here.
ReplyDeleteHowever, providing an outlet for Certain People to pursue their blogging jonesies presents risks...
As we are sure you are aware.
Back to your bloggin positions, everyone.
I will kut you, bitches if you complain about AG blogging here.
ReplyDeleteI think both videos are products of the patriarchy and neither give any respect to the lesbian world. AG knows as a non practicing lesbian!
That is the problem with the world today -- heteros are not good at playing lesbos. They think they are as bi-folks or readers of Sweet Valley High books, but hard-lay.