I did not believe there was anything orange inside a car. Could be aliens. Might want to call Mulder and Scully.
Or... could be your Corporate Masters sending you a little warning. "Pity what happened to the car, Mister Pilgrim. Would not want the wife puking up orange stuff, would you Mister Pilgrim? No, I did not think so."
It was loaded on the back of a largish truck Friday and taken to The Auto Repair Shope and Direct Money Siphonotory on Friday, and is having it's whole respiratory system rebuilt by Robert DeNiro.
Or something.
I'm bitter. Nobody gets any Christmas presents this year cuz Daddy's car ate all the Reindeer.
What a thoughtful present.
ReplyDeleteWheeeee. Happy birthday, happy birthday....
It was just Halloween. Did your car by chance eat a pumpkin?
ReplyDeleteIs that some kind of euphemism?
ReplyDeleteCould be. What would Geddy say?
ReplyDeleteGeddy would blame the Oaks. Just too damn greedy.
ReplyDeleteI did not believe there was anything orange inside a car. Could be aliens. Might want to call Mulder and Scully.
Or... could be your Corporate Masters sending you a little warning. "Pity what happened to the car, Mister Pilgrim. Would not want the wife puking up orange stuff, would you Mister Pilgrim? No, I did not think so."
Keep that head on a swivel, buddy.
has it moved on to puking other things?
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteIt was loaded on the back of a largish truck Friday and taken to The Auto Repair Shope and Direct Money Siphonotory on Friday, and is having it's whole respiratory system rebuilt by Robert DeNiro.
Or something.
I'm bitter. Nobody gets any Christmas presents this year cuz Daddy's car ate all the Reindeer.
I find it highly suspicious that your blog just ate my latest Geddy comment...
ReplyDeleteYour blog is obviously squishy.
Happy birthday BP.
ReplyDeleteI owe you a birthday beer.
Sorry about your orangy-goo car, BP.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a happy birthday -- other than that.
Happy birthday indeed.
ReplyDeleteYou should consider buying a large caliber weapon and having at the car when it comes back. Sort of a warning to any other vehicles you own.
who knew that reindeer were orange?
ReplyDeleteseriously, sorry dude. I hate those kind of birthday presents.
Hmmm, no new post. I hope that's because you're busy working on my owl-embellished bong. Don't be afraid to add some Bedazzlin'!
ReplyDeleteKarmic payback for all those orange tabbys you ran down.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there supposed to be a new and exciting post here?? Hmmmm? I seem to recall the promise of a new post.
ReplyDeleteNew post? I didn't think so.
ReplyDeleteTeh teh -- spank the birthday boy.
ReplyDeleteNew post.
It's so stanky in here. You know, since AG hasn't been around with the Merry Maids.
It's like nothing ever changes.
So sad.
I think his computer is barfing Geddy Lee goo.
ReplyDeleteGeddy Lee Goo Goo g'joob
ReplyDelete- Lennon.